tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68361198125681519692024-03-13T17:12:29.349-06:00GoalsGroupWho are we? Five guys who used to work together in telesales comically commenting on the idiocy that is office culture. It spawned off of our old boss pushing us to make daily goals - so we do - they just usually happen to be retarded commentary on pop-culture and current events, plus other rants and posts as we go along.jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.comBlogger654125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-2370292326369114482011-09-06T18:59:00.004-06:002011-09-06T19:36:05.272-06:00Goals!?Not quite as angry. A little more tan. A far cry from a man.<br /><br />1. My fb account got hacked and deleted. I know you all missed me tremendously so I thought I'd grace you with my presence in whatever capacity I could. fb is gay btw. I like this blog 10x better anyway.<br /><br />2. What is there to write about? eh, nothing new here. Still living in the armpit of America. Do you realize how fucking hot it is here? I love it, don't get me wrong but damn it's hot. The last two days have been in the high 80's to low 90's. Before this week, I bet there wasn't one day in the past three weeks that didn't peak at 100+ with ridiculous humidity. <br /><br />It's cool for people like me. You know, the sexy ones that are able to walk outside without seven layers of clothing to hide their fat bodies. Exactly what I picture Mark looking like right now. But really, you'd think that there wouldn't be that many fatties but they are everywhere now that it's nice. As opposed to only "normal" people being outside a week ago. I bet this angers brown buddy soooo bad. I love it! <br /><br />3. Going to Aruba in a few weeks. Long story... I got this chick pregnant and I have to fly to the native land to meet her parents. They are loaded! Screw the lotto - it's the jackpot I always wanted to hit. This might be a huge lie. Maybe not.<br /><br />4. I'm really contemplating making my own (insert random meat here) jerky. My jerky to your ribs, JNicho. I figure it's the healthiest cooking option to start as a hobby. Well, I'll make it healthy. <br /><br />5. Football is among us. God am I glad I'm not on your group discussion about what teams, players, blah blah... Just glad it's back. <br /><br />6. 'Mocraft<br /><br />7. 17 is legal in Texas. Haha. Don't worry, I've had chances but I've abstained...for now. The disgust on BB's face. I wish I could see it.<br /><br />8. I'm working at AIU Houston campus. God, that's not even funny to joke about. I get emails every once in a while from the Alumni Association wanting me to be active in the Chicago chapter. Are they fucking kidding? No joke, this does kinda make me mad. And I can't unsubscribe. I'll have to log back in to the "campus" and change my settings. I fucking hate that place. Funniest thing, I went a job interview down here and they said, "You didn't get your degree online did you?" I said no, or else I wouldn't have been offered the job. <br /><br />College in general is just a huge rip. Don't get me started. THE next huge economic failure we'll see here in the US. Thank god for student loans.AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-52678426834451852922010-02-19T17:47:00.002-06:002010-02-19T17:48:11.178-06:00poopAngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-90391805859739757392009-04-30T13:46:00.001-06:002009-04-30T13:46:20.774-06:00My new favorite Blog<a href="http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/">http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/</a>jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-29685474114291150542009-04-27T13:52:00.000-06:002009-04-27T13:53:20.723-06:00Following this Guys Decline is My HobbyBest Episodes of Cribs EVER!<br /><br /><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-williamstasered&prov=ap&type=lgns">http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-williamstasered&prov=ap&type=lgns</a><br /><br />And oh the irony since.jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-65566636490442632322009-04-21T10:15:00.002-06:002009-04-21T10:17:21.638-06:00Bo Knows Banking!<a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/local/bo.jackson.bank.2.990184.html">http://cbs2chicago.com/local/bo.jackson.bank.2.990184.html</a><br /><br />also known as:<br /><br />Bo knows investments<br />Bo knows bail outs<br />Bo knows mortgage lending<br />Bo knows checking<br />Bo knows savings<br />Bo knows money markets<br />Bo knows small business loans<br />Bo knows retirement<br />Bo knows re-fi<br />Bo knows the Fedjnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-24489846612741893462009-04-13T12:29:00.002-06:002009-04-13T12:42:02.423-06:0080k to vacationNo f'n way. F'n seriously? F'n christ! <br /><br /><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/13/nyregion/13bigcity.html?no_interstitial">http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/13/nyregion/13bigcity.html?no_interstitial</a><br /><br />Let's see:<br /><br />Month 1) Sleep, order take out, drink beer delivered by pea pod. Watch lots of Kung Fu movies.<br />Month 2) Everything above plus shower, shave and leave my place on occasion<br />Month 3) Napa, New Orleans, New York, Philly, D.C., The Grand Canyon, Portland & Seattle<br />Month 4) Anything I didn't finish in Month 3, plus everything from Month 2.<br />Month 5) Call people at work to see if they remember me. Laugh at them. Go on interviews, laugh at all offers made.<br />Month 6-8) Lisbon, Seville, Madrid, Paris, Marseille, Nice, Monaco, Rome, Tuscany, Marche, Sicily, Crete, Peloponesia, Athens, Istanbul, Beirut, Tel Aviv, Cairo, Morocco, London, Home.<br />Month 9-10) Tokyo, Seoul, Naha, Taipei, Hong Kong, Manila, Vietnam, Cambodia, Kuala Lampur, Sumatra, Home.<br />Month 11) Go through all of my sh!t that I gathered from the last 5 months.<br />Month 12) See if work needs me back or if I can take off another 12 months for 60k.jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-7280311896063396712009-04-08T07:47:00.000-06:002009-04-08T07:48:19.861-06:00Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!or, a fun friday night for AWM's family...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30091125/?GT1=43001">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30091125/?GT1=43001</a>jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-24206106238980747302009-04-02T12:53:00.000-06:002009-04-02T12:54:27.559-06:00Ahhh, memories<a href="http://www.hotflashgames.com/darktower.htm">http://www.hotflashgames.com/darktower.htm</a><br /><br />Pretty sweet.jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-52564622188003996652009-03-06T12:43:00.001-06:002009-03-06T12:44:36.714-06:00Seriously FolksTell me you didn't think of AWM when you read <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1464230,w-man-punches-six-year-old-child-030609.article">this headline.</a>jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-39187400241973733922009-03-05T14:55:00.000-06:002009-03-05T14:56:03.176-06:00EyeborgRight up J.O.B.'s alley.<br /><br /><a href="http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090305/tc_nm/us_eyeborg">http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090305/tc_nm/us_eyeborg</a>jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-6345406171902137462009-03-03T18:19:00.000-06:002009-03-03T18:20:40.235-06:00Ever<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9287578/Mates-recall-dead-minor-leaguer-traded-for-bats?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002">http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9287578/Mates-recall-dead-minor-leaguer-traded-for-bats?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002</a><br /><br />Best story I've read so far this year.jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-68891354267466650452009-02-09T16:45:00.003-06:002009-02-09T16:47:19.039-06:00Houston Is Lovely This Time O' Year!Yes folks, it's official. No more Shit-town!<br /><br />I found this article to be ammusing. <a href="http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/americas-most-miserable-cities.html">http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/americas-most-miserable-cities.html</a><br /><br />And I can carry a gun down here. It's tough getting used to saying "down" here.AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-51832031532857262662009-01-30T07:23:00.001-06:002009-01-30T07:25:09.481-06:00I knew it!<a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/local/child.pornography.law.2.922092.html">http://cbs2chicago.com/local/child.pornography.law.2.922092.html</a><br /><br />Well thank God AWM is moving out of state.jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-54706552805759053602008-12-16T11:18:00.003-06:002008-12-16T11:19:53.523-06:00I had a dream that I posted.AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-78824805813515159292008-10-21T18:34:00.001-06:002008-10-21T18:35:33.052-06:00Gettin it in da butt<a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/terrencehoward_blog.html">Ain't this some bullshit! </a><br /><br />I thought Howard did a really good job in the first one. And you know that he'll have a big part in the second. Way to take it like a man!AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-61006999671121278512008-10-05T12:14:00.002-06:002008-10-05T12:18:03.140-06:00Just out of curiosity...If the Indians were up 3-1 in last year's ALCS and lost 4-3 to the eventual champs, and JOB considered that a "choke job"...what would he call having the league's best record and getting freaking swept in the first round?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.sportsbybrooks.com/1/6/165c5ee22805a60b215374777f4d4600_cubs-fans.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://images.sportsbybrooks.com/1/6/165c5ee22805a60b215374777f4d4600_cubs-fans.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />At least the last game was close!Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07442934790025891643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-35850201855320673512008-10-03T19:19:00.002-06:002008-10-03T19:21:24.605-06:003 gays and a whoreSo I heard there was a presidential debate the other day. Who's running? Bush vs. Who? <br /><br />rofl<br /><br />Fuck it, it's not like anyone comes to this site anymore. I hate you all.AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-7816985638220158822008-09-23T18:36:00.003-06:002008-09-23T18:37:53.632-06:00PoopskyWhy does it say Mark and not Brown Buddy in the Author's section?<br /><br />Did you miraculously wake up Caucasian?AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-57648463723262833352008-09-21T12:37:00.000-06:002008-09-21T12:38:15.758-06:00Gayblog is backhttp://career-killer.blogspot.com/<br /><br />follow my adventures in CharlotteMarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07442934790025891643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-45828145666185393312008-09-13T09:20:00.001-06:002008-09-13T09:22:10.606-06:00Wow, she's dumber than I thought.<a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/09/holly_madison_leaves_hugh_hefn.php">Didn't see this one coming.</a>AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-43677854306063566752008-09-12T19:26:00.003-06:002008-09-12T20:53:02.997-06:00UFC?A little Rampage update. And I still can't get an answer on what happened in this. Did he go crazy? It's like he up and wigged and after a few days everyone just accepted it. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/12/rampage-jackson-the-carnage-he-left-behind">http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/12/rampage-jackson-the-carnage-he-left-behind </a><br /><br />Btw, is anyone going to the UFC here at the Rosemont in November? I was going to go but everyone backed out because the tickets are insanely expensive. The nosebleed seats are $80!!AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-80742939568965548722008-08-29T21:40:00.004-06:002008-08-29T22:07:14.380-06:00The Goals Group Blog Kindly Roasts Angry White ManBrown Buddy feel free to add your own. <br /><br />1) Angry White Man is so angry he makes a Ku Klux Klan gathering look like a gay pride parade.<br /><br />2) In fact have I told you how gay this guy is? This guy is so fuckin' gay he's got Richard Simmons telling him to tone it back a little. Talk about gay, I've never met anyone as gay as him. When he was six years old instead of a clown for his birthday he got a chippendale. I mean this guy is so gay he sweats glitter.<br /><br />3) And fat, Jesus Christ is this guy ever fat. Angry White Man has put on more weight than Meat Loaf concert. He's got so much undigested meat in his bowels when he farts it sounds like "moooooooo". My God man eat a vegetable for christ sakes. This guy's idea of a three course meal is a gyro, sausage, and burger combo at the Plush Pup. You homely lookin' fat freak. I honestly think your idea of a diet is killing vegans and eating them so you can get more fiber in your diet.<br /><br />4) And why is he so stupid? Angry White Man likes beaches so much he went to Saudi Arabia for a vacation. When he got there he couldn't understand why all the mexicans had white rags over their heads and nobody spoke english. He then found a travel agent and told them when he meant that he wanted to travel to the middle east, he was talking about Peoria Illinois. <br /><br />5) And I would like to close on just how truly annoying he is. This guy is so annoying I'd rather be trapped in an elevator for a day with Gilbert Godfried and Hanna Montana arguing over a pack of skittles. <br /><br />Angry White Man we only roast the ones we love, and from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself you dirty dumb bastard.<br /><br />Thank you and good night!jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-89879135654443527282008-08-17T21:04:00.002-06:002008-08-17T22:38:48.907-06:00Top 4 Best Lines from the Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast1. (Jeff Garlin): "I showed up on the set of Full House, and he introduced me to Mary Kate and Ashley, I asked him, 'how do I tell them apart?' He said, 'Ashley swallows'"<br /><br />2. (Jim Norton): "Sarah Silverman's fucked so many comedians, she has a little light over her bed to let them know they have two minutes left"<br /><br />3. (Bob Saget): "Jon Lovitz...your act is like masturbation. You're the only one that enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public."<br /><br />4. (Gilbert Gottfried): "Cloris Leachman is so old, her tits are labeled 'whites only' and 'colored'"Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07442934790025891643noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-80905203809460333942008-08-12T20:02:00.002-06:002008-08-12T20:19:53.490-06:00goals1) <a href="http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/youre-a-homo.jpg">Bring sexy back</a> (he's pointing at you AWM)<br />2) <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/2545387/Beijing-Olympics-Faking-scandal-over-girl-who-sang-in-opening-ceremony.html">Most fucking ridiculous article I've read in awhile. </a> <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-beer-fight-fatal-web-aug08,0,5628346.story">besides this one.</a><br />3) <a href="http://chicagoist.com/2008/08/12/bears_where_receivers_go_to_die.php">Did you guys see this quote from moose</a>? Unbelievable. Second only to TO's "garcia is a 'mo" comment.<br />4) <a href="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/10634/thumbs/s-JOHN-MCCAIN-large.jpg">AWM</a> <a href="http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/member/4/c/a/0/thumb_1459616.jpeg">BROWN BUDDY</a> S<a href="http://www.derhamgroves.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/larry.jpg">KURNY</a> <a href="http://localareawatch.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/15/kingpin.jpg">J.O.B.</a>jnicho5http://www.blogger.com/profile/02622214652076275322noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6836119812568151969.post-83493347009207286252008-08-11T21:47:00.004-06:002008-08-11T22:04:22.545-06:00Pineapple ExpressSince there is still a little life left on these boards I'll make another post. Thanks BB.<br /><br />Guys, please watch this movie. It's sad to say but I saw this twice within the first two days it was released. I'm telling you that it is phenomenal in many ways. The script is absolutely genius. The lines that come out of these guys are totally from left field leaving you speechless. It's about as unique of a movie as I can recall. It's not just stupid dick and fart jokes like Stepbrothers but something that actually took thought and a little wit. <br /><br />James Franco completely stole the show with his portrayal of a pot head. A lot of people always talked about Brad Pitts rendition of a smoker in True Romance but that doesn't hold a hair on my balls to Franco's performance. (My scrotum is bald in case you wanted to know.)<br /><br />It wasn't just Franco, Seth kicked ass as always and Danny Mcbride (smaller third role) added so much to the film in what little time he had on the screen. <br /><br />I determine the greatness of a movie by the way I feel when I leave the theater and I left this movie feeling the same way I did when I was 4 and had just seen ET for the first time. <br /><br />Worth the $10.AngryWhiteManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05140053724630908721noreply@blogger.com0