Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Goals for Fat Tuesday

1) My day was just ruined! These mother f*$^&*rs in the café didn’t give me cheese on my f(%&(ng sandwich. God damn it!! How else am I going to keep up this beautiful double (some say triple) chin.
2) So Little Brown Buddy still doesn’t have a clue. As of yesterday he still has music playing as his ringer on his cell phone. PEOPLE, he is unemployed and looking for a job! I’ll give him a little credit because he recently changed it from gay 80’s – 90’s crap during the week to classical. Can someone please let this kid know that he should go back to the traditional ringer?! Good luck landing a job.
3) Sometimes I have fits and start shaking like I’m retarded. Maybe it’s the drugs… I don’t know. But regardless, that should be good enough to get me one of those sexy parking spots. I’m petitioning my congressman.
4) So I just heard that Return of the Jedi was edited all to fuck. When everyone walks out as spirits at the end Anakin is now being played by Hayden Christianson instead of the original actor. God damn - I hate George Lucas. Can anyone confirm this?

4 comments:

Mark said...

This is why you'll be telemarking the rest of your life: you honestly think that because I have classical music as a ringback tone, that someone might consider not hiring me. Good to see you're still a fucking idiot. Some things will never change

AngryWhiteMan said...

MELTDOWN!!!

Someone call 911! We have an emergency.

Chill out brown dude. Unemployment must really be getting to you. LOL

As a friend, do me a favor and change it to a ringer. I would really like to see you get a decent job.

jnicho5 said...

Did you just hear about the ending to Jedi? Where have you been.

That ending has been in existence now for almost 6 or 7 years. When they made Phantom they already had Christianson (sp?) cast to play vadar. When they release 4,5, & 6 on video with the new Jabba, and all the other edits he was added to #6.

poop.

J.ust O.ver B.roke said...

Yeah, that's old news. And I thought you were a fan.