Friday, February 9, 2007

Hello? -- by J.O.B.

1) What, did we all take Friday off? I actually tried working today. Still trying to get the funk of effort off of me.

2) So now some prince who is married to Zsa Zsa Gabor could be the father of Anna Nicole's kid? When did this world turn into an episode of All My Children?

3) My day was basically dominated by two things: one) trying to get to level 8 on Curveball and two) playing the Justin Timberlake/Andy Samberg's "D*** In A Box" as loud as I can without my manager poking his head in the office.

4) So Anna Nicole's few-month old kid is potentially an heiress to a half-a-billion dollar fortune. Howard K. Stern (her lawyer, not the radio dude) is potentially the father. Stern was also a major contributor and enabler to the drugs that put down not only Anna Nicole's kid, but most likely, Anna Nicole. Does anyone else realize that this guy may have offed any potential recipient of the fortune, outside of a daughter who might be his, and who would need someone to control it until she at least turned 18? Considering that crew's wild life style, do you put it past him?

2 comments:

jnicho5 said...

Many people in her ex-husband family claims that Anna Nicole kept the old man so heavily sedated he was unconscious through most of their short lived marriage. You have to wonder if theres a connection.

AngryWhiteMan said...

I'd love to see a sex tape come out w/ her and the geezer. It could be named "Crank out the Cobwebs" or "Back from the Dead."