1) I'm not sure what niblets are, but I'm pretty sure I froze them off this morning. Seriously, what moron decided to make work hours occur during the period of time that it's warmest outside? It's freezing cold in the morning when I'm sleepily trying to go to work, and it's freezing cold at night, when I'm angrily trying to get out of work. Middle of the day? Just regular, average-old cold. Jobs suck.
2) I can't listen to 20 seconds of sports talk radio. jnicho was right, all people want to talk about is who to blame for the Bears loss. Who cares who's fault it was? The Lombardi trophy is going to sit in Indianapolis no matter what. You want to blame the Sex Cannon? Go ahead, what does that have to do with winning the NFC Norris division next year?
3) My company has been adding new sales people like crazy. You know what I don't need? I don't need a constant rotation of new people at my desk listening in on my calls. I've made it a point to be brutally honest. Everyone who listens in on my calls gets a list of phone numbers that are great for boosting talk time, or sure fire dial increasers. It's not easy to surf www.withleather.com when the new 'Mo is trying to figure out what HR issue he can try and use to sue you and the company for a quick buck. My solution? Eat jalapeno flavored deer sausage and make conversation.
2) I can't listen to 20 seconds of sports talk radio. jnicho was right, all people want to talk about is who to blame for the Bears loss. Who cares who's fault it was? The Lombardi trophy is going to sit in Indianapolis no matter what. You want to blame the Sex Cannon? Go ahead, what does that have to do with winning the NFC Norris division next year?
3) My company has been adding new sales people like crazy. You know what I don't need? I don't need a constant rotation of new people at my desk listening in on my calls. I've made it a point to be brutally honest. Everyone who listens in on my calls gets a list of phone numbers that are great for boosting talk time, or sure fire dial increasers. It's not easy to surf www.withleather.com when the new 'Mo is trying to figure out what HR issue he can try and use to sue you and the company for a quick buck. My solution? Eat jalapeno flavored deer sausage and make conversation.
goal addendum: Does it feel like every group of new hires that comes in at your job is like a new casting of a reality show? I swear, our personnel department could easily cast Real World: Albuquerque. We've got a college jock, a guy I'm pretty sure is a 'Mo, who is also Black, a hispanic guy who is big on ethnic pride, a married chick, and a single, somewhat attractive chick who just moved from Miami. Someone call MTV.
4) Days like this (snow from 9a.m.-7p.m.) excite me for two reasons. one) I love driving in the snow. Any man that decides to take the train instead of driving on a day like to day needs to be checked for a vagina. two) My car is currently worth more than I owe. Go ahead '91 Cutlass Supreme - plow into me. Total this baby so daddy can go get a new car. I'm beggin' ya!
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