Wednesday, March 21, 2007


1) any particular reason why...?

2) For the record, the party was a smashing success. Dare I say we missed Angry Whitey? Its too bad...but he had prior engagements at a pity party in Schaumburg. Snap!

3) I heard that JOB played middle linebacker in his football game, and his instincts were described as "rangey" but he has a "low football IQ". Luckily he is a "great leaper" and runs a "better than average 40" to make up for his "hands of stone". I would add more, but I've run out of stereotypes to afix to the modern black athlete.

4) Is anyone else picturing AWM throwing a monitor across the room upon finding out that his "longest goals ever" were lost?


AngryWhiteMan said...

It's not like I sat at home on St. Patricks Day. I would have stopped by in the morning but I had plans with other friends regardless. It's not like I missed anything that I haven't already done a thousand times.

And, I didn't get mad when they were erased. Truthfully, I didn't care, I just didn't want to retype everything.

Skurny said...


AngryWhiteMan said...

No really, my anger has been kept to a minimum lately.

Brown Buddy said...

Is the "grow up" speech too far behind?? I always thought it was funny that you think a party with alcohol and chicks is "childish" of me. Yet three people (that you know personally) happened to go, two of whom are happily married, one with a kid! So if they didn't think it was childish...why do you?

J.ust O.ver B.roke said...

For the record, our contingent has hung out with AWM less than a thousand times, thus making his claim false.

Skurny said...

Obviously you haven't stayed in Schaumburg a thousand times either...because we all know that Schaumburg is where the good times roll.

Come to think of it, BB...your party actually sucked. I would have much rather been 25 miles west, fighting traffic and having to drive between bars and me a favor, BB: don't invite me to anything else until you move to Skokie.

AngryWhiteMan said...

All I did was make a comment and you guys start talking shit. You guys have problems.

My claim was true. I have been to a thousand parties and all of them are just a foggy memory. This would have been no exception.