Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Could I have found the dream job? -- by J.O.B.

1) Let AngryWhiteMan know it's all good. Yo dude, you've taken a lot of flack and I give it to you sometimes but I have to say that I at least see where you get your reasoning from. It's often based on broad generalizations and a little misinformation, but I get your point. Thanks for being the guy who is just unwavering in the traits that make up his personality, flawed and all. Keep saying the dumb stuff that gets us rolling.

2) I'll have to extend this in a second complete post all to itself, but I think I may have found the one job that I'd be willing to work and not be eager to get out of, even while pursuing my other venture. I've got some friends in the music business who just struck a major deal and are about to explode all over the place. It looks like they need someone to take on an executive/A&R type role locally and I'm the guy. Music/entertainment is what I was going to focus on once I got out of my j.o.b. anyway, so it's perfect. It's probably 3 months away, so more details to come.

3) Who hit fast forward on life. Has it already almost been two months since New Years? Three since the Bears fell in a fit of throwgasms by the Sex Cannon? I mean, I'm grateful for the warmer weather, but how are we within 4 weeks of St. Patrick's day already?

4) How gay is Alex Rodriguez?


Skurny said...

RE Goal #4...

Definately gayer than John Amaechi, but not gayer than Truman Capote.

I'd say right in the middle, like AWM.

AngryWhiteMan said...

Please erase goal #4 before Little Brown Buddy reads that and pops wood.

I guarantee he will imagine himself in a pillow fight with the two baseball stars but in his mind they'll all be in their boxers and blowing kisses at each other.

AngryWhiteMan said...

I'm gay? I don't think I've ever heard you talk about a chick.

And if you were refering to that 4 hour stint in jail, I was scared and I needed to feel loved.

J.ust O.ver B.roke said...

Dude, Skurny is all about the chicks. Why do you think he has the job he has? He globetrots, delivering love to the ladies like Tom Cruise delivers hope to Scientologists. He's the white-collar Sex Cannon.

Skurny said...

I'm trying to do what Allen Ginzburg failed to do:

Have a child in every state and start an Army.

Skurny said...

Allen Ginzburg was a writer, AWM.

Just so you know.