Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Drunky McDrunkerson

Paula Abdul: 'I've never been drunk'

Me either, Paula...I don't even like the taste of alcohol!


AngryWhiteMan said...

Yeah right! That's like saying Randy isn't a coke head. Dude lost like 150 lbs in two months!!

Brown Buddy said...

thats like saying Phil doesn't like weiners in his butt

J.ust O.ver B.roke said...

She says she's never drank and never done recreational drugs and I, for one, believe her. Why? Most perscription drugs aren't considered "recreational." In Paula's mind she's thinking "I don't smoke weed, I don't do coke or heroin. Nope, no recreational drugs for me. Just vicodin and other heavy duty pain killers/muscle relaxers."

I buy that.