Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Is this week over yet? goals

1. I now know 1.5 Sri Lankans. My replacement here in Shittown is from Sri Lanka and raised in Canada and BB, she's much better looking than you. It's like the friggin UN over here.

2. I may be at your Kegs and Eggs party, BB. I have to be in Chicago 3/15 for a Meeting and I'm thinking about staying for the weekend...if I go to the party, there's no excuse for Jnicho (Who'll probably be working OT for free that day because the juice is so good when it hits your lips) and AWM (who will ponder coming until he realizes that it's not in the same Schaumburg apt. complex that he lives in and wasn't even actually invited) NOT to show up. Did I just prove myself wrong or predict the future? Am I freaking you out?

3. Make plans for a New York trip this weekend and NOT get a parking ticket. You think Chicago is bad? It's nothing compared to New York, I think the Parking Cops are instructed by Stalin.

4. Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...

3 comments:

jnicho5 said...

IF you are here for Kegs n' Eggs I'll be there.

Otherewise I'm gonna skip it. No offense Brown Buddy but the thought of showing up to your party that early and hanging out with Tana, Merc, or AWM is just a party killer for me.

Skurny shows? I'm there!

As long as promises not to witness another Kia incident.

Brown Buddy said...

Don't think AWM will be there. And Merc wasn't invited. Tana probably won't be there till later anyway. But that damn Skurny...if he shows up, I'm reserving a 3rd keg

AngryWhiteMan said...

What makes you think I won't be there? I haven't said what I was doing.