Monday, February 19, 2007

Mondays Suck

1. I want to give you an idea of the type of people that live in my apartment in the nice ol suburb of Schaumburg. I just heard that some dude committed suicide in the parking lot of my apartment complex by setting himself on fire which eventually blew up his car. It turns out that he had been having marital problems and went into seclusion by living in his car. All I ask in the future is that people like this actually video tape themselves dying - Selfish bastards!

2. What happened to Brit? You remember the girl you used to all know and love. By this time, I don’t think I need to put up links of what she did to her appearance. Or, is it really that bad of a thing? I think the gleam off that bald head of hers takes our attention off of her ever so fattening face. Also, that body…. that body…. I’d much rather stare at the back of her head than be painfully reminded of the beautiful body that she lost. Even without these drastic changes, I’d still have her on my top 3 celebs that will be dead at the end of 2007. - Lets keep our fingers crossed -

3. It seems as though the verbal and written warnings were all BS like they’ve always been. Thinking back, it’s funny to see how scared everyone truly was (you know who you are). Even Blanca will admit that her numbers aren’t great but if you put up half an effort, you won’t see yourself in the unemployment line.

4. So Vicki started shooting for a movie in which she was given the lead role…








At about this time, Little Brown Buddy is overwhelmed with jealousy… LBB, just breath… everything is going to be okay… or not. lol

4 comments:

Brown Buddy said...

and I'd be jealous...why? Oh yeah, because of all those movies I've auditioned for and didn't get! Oh, and a guy with a sony handicam in his basement doesn't really count as a "movie"...I mean, I guess it does...but don't look for nationwide distribution...except maybe on YouTube.

Skurny said...

Let me know when it hits Skinemax and I'll order the free trial for 3 months

AngryWhiteMan said...

Sorry bud but you guys won't be that lucky. She's a little classier than that.

AngryWhiteMan said...

Sorry bud but you guys won't be that lucky. She's a little classier than that.