Monday, March 12, 2007

If I Hear "Bracketology" One More Time...

1) An extremely ridiculous weekend will shortly be followed by an even more ridiculous weekend. By the way, I think I've forgotten what Skurvy even looks like...its been that long. Does he have shaggy hair? Or is he going with the streamlined buzz look these days? PS I need a vote, the third keg: Killians or Harp?

2) Sweet ecstasy followed shortly thereafter by a switft kick to the groin. Miami wins the MAC in dramatic fashion...then has to travel across the country to play a tough Oregon team practically on their home turf (I consider all of the Pacific Northwest to be essentially the same...probably thanks to the movie Singles).

3) Angry White Man will apparently be an Angry (Complacent) White Admissions Advisor for the foreseeable future, after our conversation today. After me contacting him about a job opportunity, he became Angry. Then he called me names. Call me crazy, but I think part of him misses the constant ridicule. Its as if he doesn't know what to do with himself any more...

4) My second rehearsal with my newly formed improv team was nothing short of horrendous. Here's hoping for some drastic improvement in the coming weeks, or I'm retiring to writing for Second City. Yes thats right...retiring...to write....for Second City. Because its just that easy...

8 comments:

Skurny said...

Harp.

And right now we're shags, but I may get a shape up before this weekend.

AngryWhiteMan said...

It's amazing how you try to make drama out of everything.

You called me to tell me about a job that I could possibly be interested in. Btw, you didn't sound like a friend, you sounded like a dull history professor (be more personable for you own sake.). I told you previously that I'm not ready to jump into a random field. I want to know about it and what type of future there will be in that field. You didn't even tell me what type of job it was. Sorry, but I'm not going to take the first job you can throw at me just to make your numbers look better.

I was also behind on my homework and I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING!! It was beautiful and I wish I could have but it would have been impossible.

I told you all this before!! WTF! You are seriously weird or you just have nothing else to write about.

Skurny said...

you should add "Bitter" and "Defensive" to you name:

angrybitterdefensivewhiteman

just a thought.

AngryWhiteMan said...

"Irritated Angry White Man"

This is the third time this idiot has given me shit about this in the past week and a half.

It gets old.

Skurny said...

the third time after working with this idiot for what...over two years?

Deal with it, Sally.

AngryWhiteMan said...

In the past week and a half. I'm busy with other shit right now and can't interview for about a week or so.

jnicho5 said...

Harp. Mmmmm....

Brown Buddy said...

As for me giving you shit- yes, it'd been a while, so I wanted to air the dirty laundry publicly. Obviously the off time didn't do your painfully thin skin any favors.

As for my sounding like a dull history professor...chalk that up to talking under my breath so people don't think I'm on a "personal call". The irony of course being that no one cares, because ITS NOT AIU! Its amazing how old habits die hard.

And by the way, I didn't even talk to you about the position...I left you a message saying I had an opening on Friday, and you never called me back. So I took that as you're not interested, and left it at that. Hell, I wasn't even offended. Why do you take everything so damn personally? You're like someone's PMS'ing wife...after a while, we just get bored, and our kneejerk response is "nothing, nevermind, you're great, you don't look fat in those jeans"