Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Been a long time.

1. Develope a time machine.

2. Kidnap Barry Bonds.

3. Buy a set of hair clippers.

4. Get a taser.

5. Go back in time two weeks and taser that racist, cocky, fat headed prick Barry Bonds. Abduct him and beat him senseless in the basement of an old abondened country farmhouse and stick a corn cob up his ass. Watch him cry like the little bitch while he is forced to watch re-runs of M.A.S.H. for weeks on end. I guess he wouldn't break the homerun record afterall. hahaha. Oh and you ask what the clippers are for? About every month or so I could shave off a lock of his pubes and sell them on ebay for an outlandish figure. Think I could get thousands?

6. Change my name to Jamil.

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