Monday, May 14, 2007

Forearm Shiver Goals

1. Robert Horry's forearm shiver to Steve Nash just made my night...because any time a Canadian gets checked into the boards (or scorer's table) in a sport other than hockey and you can consider me a fan of it. Although it looked worse than it was, this series is getting nasty and as a child of the Pistons Bad Boys era, you know I like it.

2. I spent the weekend in Dallas and let me tell you: Saturday night was insane. Let's just say that it started tamely at a bar, which was shortly followed by a raucous bachelorette party (which may or may not have included the classy bride-to-be taking off her shirt), 4 or so other bars and culminating in a strip club adventure somewhere near the gates of Hell in which free lap dances could have possibly occurred. All with MY boss...what do you say about that, Jnicho?

3. Pistons/Wings: Not worried about the Pistons, remotely worried about the Wings. Our D is O-L-D and Emilio's club is solid. I'm still waiting for the flying V and Chris Pronger's famous Knuckle Puck...

4. From our friends over the M Zone:

The Youtube clip is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen: between the Mustache, Scottish/American Football and the 1980's, it just doesn't get any better than this.

We are the Diamonds.


J.ust O.ver B.roke said...

"If you get in the way, you're gonna feel the crush!" Bwahahahahahaha

AngryWhiteMan said...

Moral of goal #2... Don't let the soon-to-be wife have a bach party. I have had somewhat of an epiphany as of late. Women can be whorish if they'd like but come-the-fuck-on!! You're getting married, bitch!

Glad you had a good time though :)

J.ust O.ver B.roke said...

You're a moron - if you can't trust your future wife to have a bachelorette party and not do something that dumb, you better either sniper her friends and/or not marry her. If she has the capability for whorin' the bachelorette party isn't going to exorcise the demon