Monday, August 27, 2007

Mun-dai -- by J.O.B.

1) I'll take two guesses at AWM's big secret - A) he got a new job or B) he's the guy Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating for the last few years. Of course I'm leaning towards B.

2) For the record, my official 90 day J.O.B.-Slim-Down project is over. The official weight loss total is 45lb. from the day I started. I haven't measured how many inches I lost in my waist or anything, but I went from being ready to move up from size 42 jeans to buying a pair of 36's last week - that were still a little loose in the waist. The six-pack is ever so slightly visible, as are the rib "fingers." Starting in about 10 days when I'm fully prepared to start phase 2, I'll spend the next 90 days ripping up as best as possible. I didn't starve myself, I didn't spend one minute in a gym, and although I did exercise, it was never for more than about 45 minutes. Anyone that wants to know what I did, feel free to ask.

3) Why do I have this sneaking suspicion that I'm going to have the same position on the Sex Cannon defense team I played last year? Daunte Culpepper has undersized hands. Dave Krieg had undersized hands. Rex Grossman does not have undersized hands. You would think that with all the center/QB exchanges he's had since nearly birth, he'd have this down already. I guess the jury is still out on that one...

4) Who's got the good Labor Day plans?


Brown Buddy said...

well I'm kind of curious, how did you do it?

And did you just drop a Dave Krieg? He was totally the Aaron Brooks of his generation...his teams never won, but somehow he put up numbers.

Skurny said...

And he had the largest face mask ever!

AngryWhiteMan said...

Yes, do tell. I'm curious as to know why you wouldn't leave the gym out of your workout. You have the motivation obviously so why not use all the tools available?

Brown Buddy said...

I'm also curious....why Dave Krieg? I mean, you could've referenced dozens of NFL QB's throughout the years. Was Dave Krieg really that well known for his small hands? Or did you shake his hand once and find this out personally? I mean, you could have just as easily gone with Bubby Brister, and assumed that none of us would fact check on the size of his hands.

(incidentally, I fact checked on Dave Krieg's hands...there is no mention of his small hands. Anywhere. You're a liar, JOB)

J.ust O.ver B.roke said...

Just because you can't locate the info doesn't give Dave Krieg large hands. I'm not impressed Brown Buddy. You defend his hand size as if he grasped your johnson and made it disappear once.

When he was a Bear, I watched Krieg have numerous snap exchange issues - which commentators often attributed to him having less than adequate sized hands. But since your "fact checking" is totally lacking (probably because you think your pecker is an official unit of measure,) let me give you some links:

"despite small hands and lots of fumbles"

"The length of Krieg's career, coupled with small hands and the suspect offensive lines he always played behind, "helped" him become the leading fumbler in NFL history for a time in the early 1990s."

"Mr. Small Hands Dave Krieg"

I'll e-mail you guys with the info on the weight loss separately.

Brown Buddy said...

Actually I didn't even fact check, I just wanted to make a baseless assumption, then see if you actually would fact check.

And I'll have you know, I was recently told my weiner is "a good size"

Here's a link with the proof!