Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Tom Cruise Pwns Joo!!! -- by J.O.B.

1) Tom Cruise is my favorite super-crazy, super-rich guy. Never has the phrase "What the fuck?!?" (or "WTF?!?" for you texters) had more validity than in regards to this video I saw at WWTDD today. Seriously, they pay this guy to do stuff. Like, millions of dollars. I obviously need to up my crazy quotient.

2) Suffering from a massive withdrawal, I've begun watching Heroes Season 1 again on DVD. There is a ton of stuff I'm picking up on that I'd never noticed before. I was in love with the series before, but I think at this point, I'd let it do me in the butt.

3) If you're someone who prays, toss one in for Lil' J.O.B. if you don't mind. Tomorrow we'll be at the hospital for most of the day while she goes through a VCUG and Utlra Sound check-up. It's not necessarily painful, but when you're not quite 2 years old, and you have to be put in full body restraints so you don't squirm around, it's very fricking scary.

4) I think I know exactly what would help Britney Spears to get back in line and on the comeback trail: a little dose of Angry White Male.

1 comment:

Skurny said...

The completely insane laughing fit at the end just really ties it all together.