Friday, August 29, 2008

The Goals Group Blog Kindly Roasts Angry White Man

Brown Buddy feel free to add your own.

1) Angry White Man is so angry he makes a Ku Klux Klan gathering look like a gay pride parade.

2) In fact have I told you how gay this guy is? This guy is so fuckin' gay he's got Richard Simmons telling him to tone it back a little. Talk about gay, I've never met anyone as gay as him. When he was six years old instead of a clown for his birthday he got a chippendale. I mean this guy is so gay he sweats glitter.

3) And fat, Jesus Christ is this guy ever fat. Angry White Man has put on more weight than Meat Loaf concert. He's got so much undigested meat in his bowels when he farts it sounds like "moooooooo". My God man eat a vegetable for christ sakes. This guy's idea of a three course meal is a gyro, sausage, and burger combo at the Plush Pup. You homely lookin' fat freak. I honestly think your idea of a diet is killing vegans and eating them so you can get more fiber in your diet.

4) And why is he so stupid? Angry White Man likes beaches so much he went to Saudi Arabia for a vacation. When he got there he couldn't understand why all the mexicans had white rags over their heads and nobody spoke english. He then found a travel agent and told them when he meant that he wanted to travel to the middle east, he was talking about Peoria Illinois.

5) And I would like to close on just how truly annoying he is. This guy is so annoying I'd rather be trapped in an elevator for a day with Gilbert Godfried and Hanna Montana arguing over a pack of skittles.

Angry White Man we only roast the ones we love, and from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself you dirty dumb bastard.

Thank you and good night!


AngryWhiteMan said...

rofl! Thanks, that made my day!! That was surprisingly very entertaining. I think you might have a hidden talent.

jnicho5 said...

We should do one for BB.