Goals!?

Not quite as angry. A little more tan. A far cry from a man.

1. My fb account got hacked and deleted. I know you all missed me tremendously so I thought I'd grace you with my presence in whatever capacity I could. fb is gay btw. I like this blog 10x better anyway.

2. What is there to write about? eh, nothing new here. Still living in the armpit of America. Do you realize how fucking hot it is here? I love it, don't get me wrong but damn it's hot. The last two days have been in the high 80's to low 90's. Before this week, I bet there wasn't one day in the past three weeks that didn't peak at 100+ with ridiculous humidity.

It's cool for people like me. You know, the sexy ones that are able to walk outside without seven layers of clothing to hide their fat bodies. Exactly what I picture Mark looking like right now. But really, you'd think that there wouldn't be that many fatties but they are everywhere now that it's nice. As opposed to only "normal" people being outside a week ago. I bet this angers brown buddy soooo bad. I love it!

3. Going to Aruba in a few weeks. Long story... I got this chick pregnant and I have to fly to the native land to meet her parents. They are loaded! Screw the lotto - it's the jackpot I always wanted to hit. This might be a huge lie. Maybe not.

4. I'm really contemplating making my own (insert random meat here) jerky. My jerky to your ribs, JNicho. I figure it's the healthiest cooking option to start as a hobby. Well, I'll make it healthy.

5. Football is among us. God am I glad I'm not on your group discussion about what teams, players, blah blah... Just glad it's back.

6. 'Mocraft

7. 17 is legal in Texas. Haha. Don't worry, I've had chances but I've abstained...for now. The disgust on BB's face. I wish I could see it.

8. I'm working at AIU Houston campus. God, that's not even funny to joke about. I get emails every once in a while from the Alumni Association wanting me to be active in the Chicago chapter. Are they fucking kidding? No joke, this does kinda make me mad. And I can't unsubscribe. I'll have to log back in to the "campus" and change my settings. I fucking hate that place. Funniest thing, I went a job interview down here and they said, "You didn't get your degree online did you?" I said no, or else I wouldn't have been offered the job.

College in general is just a huge rip. Don't get me started. THE next huge economic failure we'll see here in the US. Thank god for student loans.

poop

My new favorite Blog

http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/

Following this Guys Decline is My Hobby

Best Episodes of Cribs EVER!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-williamstasered&prov=ap&type=lgns

And oh the irony since.

Bo Knows Banking!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/bo.jackson.bank.2.990184.html

also known as:

Bo knows investments
Bo knows bail outs
Bo knows mortgage lending
Bo knows checking
Bo knows savings
Bo knows money markets
Bo knows small business loans
Bo knows retirement
Bo knows re-fi
Bo knows the Fed

80k to vacation

No f'n way. F'n seriously? F'n christ!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/13/nyregion/13bigcity.html?no_interstitial

Let's see:

Month 1) Sleep, order take out, drink beer delivered by pea pod. Watch lots of Kung Fu movies.
Month 2) Everything above plus shower, shave and leave my place on occasion
Month 3) Napa, New Orleans, New York, Philly, D.C., The Grand Canyon, Portland & Seattle
Month 4) Anything I didn't finish in Month 3, plus everything from Month 2.
Month 5) Call people at work to see if they remember me. Laugh at them. Go on interviews, laugh at all offers made.
Month 6-8) Lisbon, Seville, Madrid, Paris, Marseille, Nice, Monaco, Rome, Tuscany, Marche, Sicily, Crete, Peloponesia, Athens, Istanbul, Beirut, Tel Aviv, Cairo, Morocco, London, Home.
Month 9-10) Tokyo, Seoul, Naha, Taipei, Hong Kong, Manila, Vietnam, Cambodia, Kuala Lampur, Sumatra, Home.
Month 11) Go through all of my sh!t that I gathered from the last 5 months.
Month 12) See if work needs me back or if I can take off another 12 months for 60k.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

or, a fun friday night for AWM's family...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30091125/?GT1=43001

Ahhh, memories

http://www.hotflashgames.com/darktower.htm

Pretty sweet.

Seriously Folks

Tell me you didn't think of AWM when you read this headline.

Eyeborg

Right up J.O.B.'s alley.

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090305/tc_nm/us_eyeborg

Ever

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9287578/Mates-recall-dead-minor-leaguer-traded-for-bats?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002

Best story I've read so far this year.

Houston Is Lovely This Time O' Year!

Yes folks, it's official. No more Shit-town!

I found this article to be ammusing. http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/americas-most-miserable-cities.html

And I can carry a gun down here. It's tough getting used to saying "down" here.

I knew it!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/child.pornography.law.2.922092.html

Well thank God AWM is moving out of state.

I had a dream that I posted.

Gettin it in da butt

Ain't this some bullshit!

I thought Howard did a really good job in the first one. And you know that he'll have a big part in the second. Way to take it like a man!