Following this Guys Decline is My Hobby

Best Episodes of Cribs EVER!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-williamstasered&prov=ap&type=lgns

And oh the irony since.

Bo Knows Banking!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/bo.jackson.bank.2.990184.html

also known as:

Bo knows investments
Bo knows bail outs
Bo knows mortgage lending
Bo knows checking
Bo knows savings
Bo knows money markets
Bo knows small business loans
Bo knows retirement
Bo knows re-fi
Bo knows the Fed

80k to vacation

No f'n way. F'n seriously? F'n christ!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/13/nyregion/13bigcity.html?no_interstitial

Let's see:

Month 1) Sleep, order take out, drink beer delivered by pea pod. Watch lots of Kung Fu movies.
Month 2) Everything above plus shower, shave and leave my place on occasion
Month 3) Napa, New Orleans, New York, Philly, D.C., The Grand Canyon, Portland & Seattle
Month 4) Anything I didn't finish in Month 3, plus everything from Month 2.
Month 5) Call people at work to see if they remember me. Laugh at them. Go on interviews, laugh at all offers made.
Month 6-8) Lisbon, Seville, Madrid, Paris, Marseille, Nice, Monaco, Rome, Tuscany, Marche, Sicily, Crete, Peloponesia, Athens, Istanbul, Beirut, Tel Aviv, Cairo, Morocco, London, Home.
Month 9-10) Tokyo, Seoul, Naha, Taipei, Hong Kong, Manila, Vietnam, Cambodia, Kuala Lampur, Sumatra, Home.
Month 11) Go through all of my sh!t that I gathered from the last 5 months.
Month 12) See if work needs me back or if I can take off another 12 months for 60k.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

or, a fun friday night for AWM's family...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30091125/?GT1=43001

Ahhh, memories

http://www.hotflashgames.com/darktower.htm

Pretty sweet.

Seriously Folks

Tell me you didn't think of AWM when you read this headline.

Eyeborg

Right up J.O.B.'s alley.

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090305/tc_nm/us_eyeborg

Ever

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9287578/Mates-recall-dead-minor-leaguer-traded-for-bats?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002

Best story I've read so far this year.

Houston Is Lovely This Time O' Year!

Yes folks, it's official. No more Shit-town!

I found this article to be ammusing. http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/americas-most-miserable-cities.html

And I can carry a gun down here. It's tough getting used to saying "down" here.

I knew it!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/child.pornography.law.2.922092.html

Well thank God AWM is moving out of state.

Gettin it in da butt

Ain't this some bullshit!

I thought Howard did a really good job in the first one. And you know that he'll have a big part in the second. Way to take it like a man!

3 gays and a whore

So I heard there was a presidential debate the other day. Who's running? Bush vs. Who?

rofl

Fuck it, it's not like anyone comes to this site anymore. I hate you all.

Poopsky

Why does it say Mark and not Brown Buddy in the Author's section?

Did you miraculously wake up Caucasian?

Wow, she's dumber than I thought.

Didn't see this one coming.

UFC?

A little Rampage update. And I still can't get an answer on what happened in this. Did he go crazy? It's like he up and wigged and after a few days everyone just accepted it.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/12/rampage-jackson-the-carnage-he-left-behind

Btw, is anyone going to the UFC here at the Rosemont in November? I was going to go but everyone backed out because the tickets are insanely expensive. The nosebleed seats are $80!!

Pineapple Express

Since there is still a little life left on these boards I'll make another post. Thanks BB.

Guys, please watch this movie. It's sad to say but I saw this twice within the first two days it was released. I'm telling you that it is phenomenal in many ways. The script is absolutely genius. The lines that come out of these guys are totally from left field leaving you speechless. It's about as unique of a movie as I can recall. It's not just stupid dick and fart jokes like Stepbrothers but something that actually took thought and a little wit.

James Franco completely stole the show with his portrayal of a pot head. A lot of people always talked about Brad Pitts rendition of a smoker in True Romance but that doesn't hold a hair on my balls to Franco's performance. (My scrotum is bald in case you wanted to know.)

It wasn't just Franco, Seth kicked ass as always and Danny Mcbride (smaller third role) added so much to the film in what little time he had on the screen.

I determine the greatness of a movie by the way I feel when I leave the theater and I left this movie feeling the same way I did when I was 4 and had just seen ET for the first time.

Worth the $10.

Goals

1. Is anyone else sick of hearing about Brett Farve? Fuck, I love the guy (in a gay way) but jesus, let's all move on with our lives. Yes, he was an idiot for not making up his mind and thinking he is sooooo important that the whole world can be put on hold for his one decision. And yes, the Packers are idiots for not wanting one of the best QB's of all time to come back to their organization. Fuck 'em, they're all idiots. Regardless of the team, I just want to see Farve in those sexy tights again.

2. So I saw Ghost Rider last night for the first time. Yeah, it was wasn't mid-August summer release worthy but I don't see what all the bitching was about. Everyone told me it was really childish so I never gave it a chance but it really wasn't that bad. Of course, Eva Mendez's sexy ass made this better than average movie into a spectacular 90 minute event. God, she's fucking hot.

Here is the goddess herself in her new commercial. hmmm nippies.

http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2008/08/01/eva-mendes-nude-calvin-klein-commercial-video/

3. On with the movies...

Step Brothers! STEP BROTHERS!@#$ FUCKING STEP BROTHERS!*%%#!@@

Best Ferral movie since Anchorman. the chemestry between him and Reily was genius. Loved it so much that I went back to see it the next night. And if it weren't for Pineapple Express opening tonight, I might have ended up watching this again sometime in the next week. That good. If you like dick and fart jokes; watch this!!

4. When this came to my table, I could do nothing but think of how proud BB would be. Or disgusted...not sure which one.

I call it "Breakfast Fit For A King"

gay

I think the witnesses are right on. This dude could be a robot... from the future sent back in time to... you know the rest. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25949218/

Of course, everyone has seen Batman by now. Good flick. I'd give it a 9.5 but what gave me a lasting impression that night was the preview of Terminator 4. OMFG Big Boner! That shit looks off da chain (is that how it's said?).

Step Brothers was arguably the funniest movie I've ever seen. A lot of wiener jokes! I love it! According to my fucked up scale, I'd give it a 10.

Wanted was surprisingly good as well, there are a few things that threw my "gay happiness meter" off but looking back, I'd give it a 9 easy. Angelina looked sick hot of course which can do nothing but help.

I'm busy... Peace ho's

I had a dream....

that someone posted. No lie.

DC Online

http://e3.g4tv.com/e32008/videos/26987/DC_Universe_Online.html
(skip 3/4 the way through)

This one if for JOB. I'd give'r a shot but you know I roll!