Goals!?

Not quite as angry. A little more tan. A far cry from a man.

1. My fb account got hacked and deleted. I know you all missed me tremendously so I thought I'd grace you with my presence in whatever capacity I could. fb is gay btw. I like this blog 10x better anyway.

2. What is there to write about? eh, nothing new here. Still living in the armpit of America. Do you realize how fucking hot it is here? I love it, don't get me wrong but damn it's hot. The last two days have been in the high 80's to low 90's. Before this week, I bet there wasn't one day in the past three weeks that didn't peak at 100+ with ridiculous humidity.

It's cool for people like me. You know, the sexy ones that are able to walk outside without seven layers of clothing to hide their fat bodies. Exactly what I picture Mark looking like right now. But really, you'd think that there wouldn't be that many fatties but they are everywhere now that it's nice. As opposed to only "normal" people being outside a week ago. I bet this angers brown buddy soooo bad. I love it!

3. Going to Aruba in a few weeks. Long story... I got this chick pregnant and I have to fly to the native land to meet her parents. They are loaded! Screw the lotto - it's the jackpot I always wanted to hit. This might be a huge lie. Maybe not.

4. I'm really contemplating making my own (insert random meat here) jerky. My jerky to your ribs, JNicho. I figure it's the healthiest cooking option to start as a hobby. Well, I'll make it healthy.

5. Football is among us. God am I glad I'm not on your group discussion about what teams, players, blah blah... Just glad it's back.

6. 'Mocraft

7. 17 is legal in Texas. Haha. Don't worry, I've had chances but I've abstained...for now. The disgust on BB's face. I wish I could see it.

8. I'm working at AIU Houston campus. God, that's not even funny to joke about. I get emails every once in a while from the Alumni Association wanting me to be active in the Chicago chapter. Are they fucking kidding? No joke, this does kinda make me mad. And I can't unsubscribe. I'll have to log back in to the "campus" and change my settings. I fucking hate that place. Funniest thing, I went a job interview down here and they said, "You didn't get your degree online did you?" I said no, or else I wouldn't have been offered the job.

College in general is just a huge rip. Don't get me started. THE next huge economic failure we'll see here in the US. Thank god for student loans.

Houston Is Lovely This Time O' Year!

Yes folks, it's official. No more Shit-town!

I found this article to be ammusing. http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/americas-most-miserable-cities.html

And I can carry a gun down here. It's tough getting used to saying "down" here.

I had a dream that I posted.

Gettin it in da butt

Ain't this some bullshit!

I thought Howard did a really good job in the first one. And you know that he'll have a big part in the second. Way to take it like a man!

3 gays and a whore

So I heard there was a presidential debate the other day. Who's running? Bush vs. Who?

rofl

Fuck it, it's not like anyone comes to this site anymore. I hate you all.

Poopsky

Why does it say Mark and not Brown Buddy in the Author's section?

Did you miraculously wake up Caucasian?

Wow, she's dumber than I thought.

Didn't see this one coming.

UFC?

A little Rampage update. And I still can't get an answer on what happened in this. Did he go crazy? It's like he up and wigged and after a few days everyone just accepted it.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/12/rampage-jackson-the-carnage-he-left-behind

Btw, is anyone going to the UFC here at the Rosemont in November? I was going to go but everyone backed out because the tickets are insanely expensive. The nosebleed seats are $80!!

Goals

1. Is anyone else sick of hearing about Brett Farve? Fuck, I love the guy (in a gay way) but jesus, let's all move on with our lives. Yes, he was an idiot for not making up his mind and thinking he is sooooo important that the whole world can be put on hold for his one decision. And yes, the Packers are idiots for not wanting one of the best QB's of all time to come back to their organization. Fuck 'em, they're all idiots. Regardless of the team, I just want to see Farve in those sexy tights again.

2. So I saw Ghost Rider last night for the first time. Yeah, it was wasn't mid-August summer release worthy but I don't see what all the bitching was about. Everyone told me it was really childish so I never gave it a chance but it really wasn't that bad. Of course, Eva Mendez's sexy ass made this better than average movie into a spectacular 90 minute event. God, she's fucking hot.

Here is the goddess herself in her new commercial. hmmm nippies.

http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2008/08/01/eva-mendes-nude-calvin-klein-commercial-video/

3. On with the movies...

Step Brothers! STEP BROTHERS!@#$ FUCKING STEP BROTHERS!*%%#!@@

Best Ferral movie since Anchorman. the chemestry between him and Reily was genius. Loved it so much that I went back to see it the next night. And if it weren't for Pineapple Express opening tonight, I might have ended up watching this again sometime in the next week. That good. If you like dick and fart jokes; watch this!!

4. When this came to my table, I could do nothing but think of how proud BB would be. Or disgusted...not sure which one.

I call it "Breakfast Fit For A King"

gay

I think the witnesses are right on. This dude could be a robot... from the future sent back in time to... you know the rest. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25949218/

Of course, everyone has seen Batman by now. Good flick. I'd give it a 9.5 but what gave me a lasting impression that night was the preview of Terminator 4. OMFG Big Boner! That shit looks off da chain (is that how it's said?).

Step Brothers was arguably the funniest movie I've ever seen. A lot of wiener jokes! I love it! According to my fucked up scale, I'd give it a 10.

Wanted was surprisingly good as well, there are a few things that threw my "gay happiness meter" off but looking back, I'd give it a 9 easy. Angelina looked sick hot of course which can do nothing but help.

I'm busy... Peace ho's

I had a dream....

that someone posted. No lie.

DC Online

http://e3.g4tv.com/e32008/videos/26987/DC_Universe_Online.html
(skip 3/4 the way through)

This one if for JOB. I'd give'r a shot but you know I roll!

Postin like we aint missed a beat

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=9351 - He looks innocent to me.

This guy is my hero. No, really... I love Rampage. After this years Ultimate Fighter, I would have to say that he's my favorite fighter. Maybe a little dumb, but the dude has a great sense of humor. Oh yeah, and he can fight too.

I really hope he didn't go all nuts in the head and was just hopped up on some pcp. If you guys saw the fight (UFC 86), Griffin didn't beat his ass. Supposedly he's upset because of the outcome of that fight. Give them a rematch and he'd make quick work of the that white boy.

Fuck all ya'lls

Been a long time guys. What's my excuse? I've been busy working. Yes, I'm back in corporate america doin my thing. Got a job at Westwood College chattin it up w/ potential students. God college is a joke. Come on now guys, you know i'm fucking with ya. Fuck Corporate America!! and fuck college in the brown eye.

In response to Jnicho's top fighter choice - I've never seen the dude but I'll have to youtube it when I get time... You know, I'm busy. Please, for the love of god, check out Urijah Faber. He's not as popular because he doesn't fight in ufc or pride but imo this dude is the best fighter in the world. He throws fierce punches for his size and his elbows are devastating. Also, he has an amazing amount of strength. He tosses his competition around like they are are in the wrong weight class.

Yes, the Cards are doing great thus far. HGH for the win! Sorry about your Tigers, Skurny. BB, when are we going to a Cards game at wrigleypooville?! Fuckin give a honkey a call! Us unemployeds should stick to our own kind.

Just moved to a new place. If you guys ever make it out to the burbs, we'll have to hang out. Oh wait, I haven't gotten a call to come to the city for a while from any of you. I can take a hint. bastards

Cool Movie Facts

I love movies based on true stories but there should be a limit as to how this label should be applied. It's amazing to see the masses of people mistake fiction for what the truth actually was. Of course, you guys are far from idiots (was that a complement?) and understand this but it's amazing at the amount of people that take what we see on the big screen for actual history.

Hereyago

I almost couldn't believe it when I saw this stat.

Fucking crazy!

This gives me even more reason to hate people.

HD DVD Finally Met Its Demise

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23243647/

Brings Back Memories

This was on the front page of Yahoo.

Yalls bitches know who would win. So lets not start this argument again.

About Freakin Time!

It's over!

This really means a lot to me. Now Heroes can return! :-)

It Snows In My Version of Hell!

This says it all.

Nice shot at sports fans. hehe