Best Episodes of Cribs EVER!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-williamstasered&prov=ap&type=lgns
And oh the irony since.
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Showing posts with label Phil is Gay. Show all posts
Monday, April 27, 2009
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Ever
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9287578/Mates-recall-dead-minor-leaguer-traded-for-bats?MSNHPHCP>1=39002
Best story I've read so far this year.
Best story I've read so far this year.
Friday, January 30, 2009
I knew it!
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/child.pornography.law.2.922092.html
Well thank God AWM is moving out of state.
Well thank God AWM is moving out of state.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Just out of curiosity...
If the Indians were up 3-1 in last year's ALCS and lost 4-3 to the eventual champs, and JOB considered that a "choke job"...what would he call having the league's best record and getting freaking swept in the first round?
At least the last game was close!
At least the last game was close!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Top 4 Best Lines from the Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast
1. (Jeff Garlin): "I showed up on the set of Full House, and he introduced me to Mary Kate and Ashley, I asked him, 'how do I tell them apart?' He said, 'Ashley swallows'"
2. (Jim Norton): "Sarah Silverman's fucked so many comedians, she has a little light over her bed to let them know they have two minutes left"
3. (Bob Saget): "Jon Lovitz...your act is like masturbation. You're the only one that enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public."
4. (Gilbert Gottfried): "Cloris Leachman is so old, her tits are labeled 'whites only' and 'colored'"
2. (Jim Norton): "Sarah Silverman's fucked so many comedians, she has a little light over her bed to let them know they have two minutes left"
3. (Bob Saget): "Jon Lovitz...your act is like masturbation. You're the only one that enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public."
4. (Gilbert Gottfried): "Cloris Leachman is so old, her tits are labeled 'whites only' and 'colored'"
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Farewell Goals
1) Party Saturday night. 8pm at Trinity, on Halsted & Diversey. Optional $20 drink package. For some of you, this could be your last chance! Holy crap I'm going to be drunk...
2) Every one of my teams sucks. I have nothing more to add
3) Moving to Charlotte, NC in a week. Its kind of like Cincinnati, only with more traffic (seriously, its uncanny how similar both these cities are. Both nicknamed the "Queen City", both roughly the same size, and both feature triple A level baseball....zing!)
4) This is my final goal, so I better make it something fitting. AWM- this is really hard for me to say, but I actually don't think you're an idiot. But I still hate you
2) Every one of my teams sucks. I have nothing more to add
3) Moving to Charlotte, NC in a week. Its kind of like Cincinnati, only with more traffic (seriously, its uncanny how similar both these cities are. Both nicknamed the "Queen City", both roughly the same size, and both feature triple A level baseball....zing!)
4) This is my final goal, so I better make it something fitting. AWM- this is really hard for me to say, but I actually don't think you're an idiot. But I still hate you
Monday, June 23, 2008
Done
So its been 6 weeks since anyone posted anything...is it safe to say this whole idea has run its course?
Friday, February 22, 2008
February! The most boring month (unless you like the NHL and NBA)
1) The best part of the blockbuster trade from yesterday? The city of Chicago now has its solution for the homeless epidemic on the south side. You see, now that Larry Hughes is a Bull, there will be plenty of bricks to build a dozen new homeless shelters in the area. HEY-YO!! ZING! Ok in all seriousness, I'm trying to get JOB excited for The Larry Hughes Era, and I was having a tough time. But JOB will be quick to point out he was an all-star in DC, and he's essentially the same player now...just with an awful contract. And I've always liked his defense...the folks at 82games.com will back me up with the hard numbers.
2) Since half the roster was traded yesterday, the Cavs are rocking an NBDL lineup tonight against the Wiz. They hung on to win by a point, with The Bron hitting the decisive free throws with 7 seconds left. LeBron, off of two straight triple-doubles, clinches the MVP with this win, in my opinion. I mean seriously, I love what Chris Paul is doing as much as anyone, but how do you deny LeBron his first MVP after the season he's had with the roster up until this point? Even Skip Bayless was showing some love this morning on Cold Pizz...err, "First Take"
3) I'm not really excited for Semi-Pro. Am I in the minority on this one? I love Will Ferrell as much as the next frat boy, but I'm ready for him to go in another direction. Yes, Stranger Than Fiction was another direction (as well as filmed in my old building), but he needs to take a chance comedically. Think Bill Murray in Rushmore. The sad pathetic bastard role suited him perfectly, and opened the door for Lost in Translation, which got him an Oscar nod. Ferrell has that kind of transition in him, and I'd love to see him go for it. (keep in mind, I'm not talking about a jump to a dramatic role, like Truman Show with Jim Carrey, as Rushmore was a comedy for Bill Murray, I'd love to see Ferrell do something more subtle like that)
4) the Blackhawks are still within shouting distance of the playoffs in the crowded west. GM Dale Tallon isn't exactly in buying mode, and it'd be nice to unload Martin LaPointe for some prospects or draft picks. Patrick Kane is putting the finishing touches on the Calder Trophy (thats the rookie of the year), and other youngsters Cam Barker, Dave Bolland and Jack Skille are showing tons of promise. The future is bright on the west side, kids. Next year
2) Since half the roster was traded yesterday, the Cavs are rocking an NBDL lineup tonight against the Wiz. They hung on to win by a point, with The Bron hitting the decisive free throws with 7 seconds left. LeBron, off of two straight triple-doubles, clinches the MVP with this win, in my opinion. I mean seriously, I love what Chris Paul is doing as much as anyone, but how do you deny LeBron his first MVP after the season he's had with the roster up until this point? Even Skip Bayless was showing some love this morning on Cold Pizz...err, "First Take"
3) I'm not really excited for Semi-Pro. Am I in the minority on this one? I love Will Ferrell as much as the next frat boy, but I'm ready for him to go in another direction. Yes, Stranger Than Fiction was another direction (as well as filmed in my old building), but he needs to take a chance comedically. Think Bill Murray in Rushmore. The sad pathetic bastard role suited him perfectly, and opened the door for Lost in Translation, which got him an Oscar nod. Ferrell has that kind of transition in him, and I'd love to see him go for it. (keep in mind, I'm not talking about a jump to a dramatic role, like Truman Show with Jim Carrey, as Rushmore was a comedy for Bill Murray, I'd love to see Ferrell do something more subtle like that)
4) the Blackhawks are still within shouting distance of the playoffs in the crowded west. GM Dale Tallon isn't exactly in buying mode, and it'd be nice to unload Martin LaPointe for some prospects or draft picks. Patrick Kane is putting the finishing touches on the Calder Trophy (thats the rookie of the year), and other youngsters Cam Barker, Dave Bolland and Jack Skille are showing tons of promise. The future is bright on the west side, kids. Next year
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Daddy's Home!
I'm somehow immune from jetlag. I don't know how I'm able to avoid this, but my only real superpower is being able to avoid fatigue after a long (8 hour) trip. Well I'm back in the states for the first time in a month. I think we can all agree that Amsterdam, above all places was the most fun. But in true BB fashion, I will now present a list of underrated/overrated (as well as "accurately rated") in Europe.
1) Most underrated city on my trip: Glasgow, Scotland. This place gets a bad rap. In fact, people looked at me funny when I told them I was going there. To them, it'd be like vacationing in Dover, Delaware. But Glasgow has come a long, long way since....well, since it sucked, I guess. Basically, this city has benefited greatly from the fact that all the smart artsy kids from London move here after finishing school. The biggest beneficiary of this has absolutely been the music scene. Of course we all know Franz Ferdinand and KT Tunstall, but I saw a couple bands during my 5 days here, the most impressive of which was the Attic Lights. Think Wilco, with the lyrical soul and UK spirit of Snow Patrol. Great live band, too. Also great about Glasgow, the girls dress like sluts, and are uber-friendly.
2) Most overrated: Dublin, Ireland. I know! Blasphemous? Maybe...but Dublin has a few things working against it these days. Its hella-freaking-expensive there. Just as bad as London. Its not the cleanest place in the world. And perhaps most disappointing, the nightlife is somewhat lacking. Sure, Saturday nights are rowdy...but I looked onto the streets of Temple Bar and thought I could've just as easily been in Lincoln Park (what with the clientele, and various irish pubs). Another big strike against Dublin was the fact that there is currently a major housing shortage right now, with students and young professionals forced to live in hostels. As in...my hostel...which resembled a multicultural freshman dormitory. Everyone was nice, but they were all broke, and didn't want to go out partying much. The daytime tourist stuff was cool though...remind me to scan my Jameson certificate!
3) Most accurately rated: Amsterdam. Everything you hear about this place is 100% true. There is no vice, no sin, no bastion of excess that isn't within walking distance of your hotel in Amsterdam. I did things in this town that I may never speak of again.
4) Missing the cut: Edinburgh (was having too much fun in Glasgow, skipped it). Brussels (ditto, only in Amsterdam), and Paris (been there done that, not all that great, really). And I guess Sri Lanka is worth mentioning, but I mostly just lay around the pool reading during my two weeks there, while my dad's servants brought me Carlsberg after Carlsberg. I felt like one of those sheik muslim princes.
The moral of the story?
Unemployment rules.
1) Most underrated city on my trip: Glasgow, Scotland. This place gets a bad rap. In fact, people looked at me funny when I told them I was going there. To them, it'd be like vacationing in Dover, Delaware. But Glasgow has come a long, long way since....well, since it sucked, I guess. Basically, this city has benefited greatly from the fact that all the smart artsy kids from London move here after finishing school. The biggest beneficiary of this has absolutely been the music scene. Of course we all know Franz Ferdinand and KT Tunstall, but I saw a couple bands during my 5 days here, the most impressive of which was the Attic Lights. Think Wilco, with the lyrical soul and UK spirit of Snow Patrol. Great live band, too. Also great about Glasgow, the girls dress like sluts, and are uber-friendly.
2) Most overrated: Dublin, Ireland. I know! Blasphemous? Maybe...but Dublin has a few things working against it these days. Its hella-freaking-expensive there. Just as bad as London. Its not the cleanest place in the world. And perhaps most disappointing, the nightlife is somewhat lacking. Sure, Saturday nights are rowdy...but I looked onto the streets of Temple Bar and thought I could've just as easily been in Lincoln Park (what with the clientele, and various irish pubs). Another big strike against Dublin was the fact that there is currently a major housing shortage right now, with students and young professionals forced to live in hostels. As in...my hostel...which resembled a multicultural freshman dormitory. Everyone was nice, but they were all broke, and didn't want to go out partying much. The daytime tourist stuff was cool though...remind me to scan my Jameson certificate!
3) Most accurately rated: Amsterdam. Everything you hear about this place is 100% true. There is no vice, no sin, no bastion of excess that isn't within walking distance of your hotel in Amsterdam. I did things in this town that I may never speak of again.
4) Missing the cut: Edinburgh (was having too much fun in Glasgow, skipped it). Brussels (ditto, only in Amsterdam), and Paris (been there done that, not all that great, really). And I guess Sri Lanka is worth mentioning, but I mostly just lay around the pool reading during my two weeks there, while my dad's servants brought me Carlsberg after Carlsberg. I felt like one of those sheik muslim princes.
The moral of the story?
Unemployment rules.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
wow
1. greetings from amsterdam! yes i could not be higher right now
2. i just sent nicho an email that said "die"
4. JOB
4. i love shari n.
2. i just sent nicho an email that said "die"
4. JOB
4. i love shari n.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Greetings from the Opposite Side of the Planet
Now this is what I call dedication. Despite lousy internet access, a plethora of distractions (85 degree weather, a pool, plenty of alcohol), I'm still finding time to post goals. I hope this got your attention, Skurny...and you too JOB, as neither of you can use your lame excuses anymore ("work" for Skurny, "writing the screenplay for a sequel to Battlefield Earth" for JOB)
1) Not a lot in the way of television options here in Columbo. I woke up Wednesday morning to find my parents thoroughly engrossed in an episode of The O.C. (they just got season 3 here). Luckily I'll be in London by the Superbowl, though I'm told the pubs have rules against staying open past a certain point. Skurny is this true?? The game starts at midnight, London time. I haven't missed a Superbowl since 1987! It would be a travesty if it happened this time. Though I suppose I have a good excuse
2) Since everyone has a boner for movies, I suppose I'll give my two cents. Loved Juno...though I think its merely "entertaining" with some strong performances (JK Simmons, Ellen Page, who I'd totally do, is she 16 yet? The legal age is 18!? Oh...) If Juno is the best movie of the year, though...I think it was a slow year. It was a fun trifle of a picture...didn't feel like it was "The Best" though. Still haven't seen the bulk of the nominated films, though...so maybe I'm not the best person to weigh in. Next...
3) NHL For Idiots Update: LeBron On Skates is out for 2 months. This is devastating to the league, as they miss out on their big ticket draw for the all star game, but this could be a blessing in disguise for the Penguins...as they see what the kids are made of (Jordan Staal, Erik Christensen, Ryan Whitney, et al). Blackhawks update: they are unbelievably streaky right now, they'll win 4 straight then lose 4 straight. Momentum doesn't really exist in hockey (its like in baseball, momentum is tomorrow night's goalie), but it'd be nice to see them get some consistency from the young guys. I'm a big fan of putting the 3 best guys on one line (esp. if they play 28 min. a game), but having Havlat, Lang and Pat Kane all on one line is murdering the depth on the other lines (with Toews still out, that is). I still think they can sneak into the playoffs, but they'll need one of three teams to falter (Vancouver, Colorado, Minny). Lalime has been a beast in net recently.
4.) Now for some potentially devastating news (for all of you, that is). Its looking like its highly likely I'll be moving for school. Possibly New York, possibly LA, but Charlotte NC and even London are in the mix. If this happens (and its still an 'if') it will be before summer. Stay tuned...
1) Not a lot in the way of television options here in Columbo. I woke up Wednesday morning to find my parents thoroughly engrossed in an episode of The O.C. (they just got season 3 here). Luckily I'll be in London by the Superbowl, though I'm told the pubs have rules against staying open past a certain point. Skurny is this true?? The game starts at midnight, London time. I haven't missed a Superbowl since 1987! It would be a travesty if it happened this time. Though I suppose I have a good excuse
2) Since everyone has a boner for movies, I suppose I'll give my two cents. Loved Juno...though I think its merely "entertaining" with some strong performances (JK Simmons, Ellen Page, who I'd totally do, is she 16 yet? The legal age is 18!? Oh...) If Juno is the best movie of the year, though...I think it was a slow year. It was a fun trifle of a picture...didn't feel like it was "The Best" though. Still haven't seen the bulk of the nominated films, though...so maybe I'm not the best person to weigh in. Next...
3) NHL For Idiots Update: LeBron On Skates is out for 2 months. This is devastating to the league, as they miss out on their big ticket draw for the all star game, but this could be a blessing in disguise for the Penguins...as they see what the kids are made of (Jordan Staal, Erik Christensen, Ryan Whitney, et al). Blackhawks update: they are unbelievably streaky right now, they'll win 4 straight then lose 4 straight. Momentum doesn't really exist in hockey (its like in baseball, momentum is tomorrow night's goalie), but it'd be nice to see them get some consistency from the young guys. I'm a big fan of putting the 3 best guys on one line (esp. if they play 28 min. a game), but having Havlat, Lang and Pat Kane all on one line is murdering the depth on the other lines (with Toews still out, that is). I still think they can sneak into the playoffs, but they'll need one of three teams to falter (Vancouver, Colorado, Minny). Lalime has been a beast in net recently.
4.) Now for some potentially devastating news (for all of you, that is). Its looking like its highly likely I'll be moving for school. Possibly New York, possibly LA, but Charlotte NC and even London are in the mix. If this happens (and its still an 'if') it will be before summer. Stay tuned...
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
More Movies, kids
1. Atonement: Didn’t particularly care for “Atonement” much…the performances were good, James McAvoy was excellent but nothing really happened! I was disappointed because of all the hype around it. Basically it’s a chick flick…basically. The only redeeming aspect of the movie is the much talked about continuous 13 minute camera shot on the beach during World War I…very, very impressive. Performances were good, direction was above average but the movie was very underwhelming.
2. Eastern Promises: Another movie that disappointed somewhat. Noami Watts underachieved in this role and never showed what she is capable of (read: 21 Grams). However, Viggo carried this movie on his deranged fake Russian back. He was incredible and deserves every bit of acclaim for this role. It’s another David Cronenburg (most recent: History of Violence) so it moves a little slow and the story isn’t terribly well developed. However, this movie is seeing simply for Viggo’s performance…so apparently he spent a few months in Russia, without knowing the language, just driving around talking to people and getting a feel for the culture. I must say, it paid off. He plays a stone cold Russian Mafia “driver” (amongst other things) and just nails it.
3. Juno: I liked it but didn’t love it nearly as much as everyone else seems to. So I’ve heard it’s good from my 14 year old sister and 30 year old hipster friends…which, of course, make me wary right there. However, the performances are good—Ellen Page especially and there are some very funny moments. Jason Bateman has some quality scenes there as does Allison Janney, who plays Page’s stepmom…in sort of a role that normally would go to Joan Cusack if she didn’t suck so bad and could act. Ba Zing! Anyway, I’d recommend seeing it on dvd or hbo when it hits one of them…clearly it’s this year’s “Little Miss Sunshine” but not as funny or endearing. I recommend it (to everyone but AWM, who will surely dismiss it as gay, even though the story revolves around an underage girl get pregnant) but don’t go in expecting a classic. I was surprised to see it get a Best Picture nomination this morning, that’s for sure.
4. Finally…the best film I’ve seen this year: No Country for Old Men
Javier Bardem: Wow. Just wow. An incredible performance on all fronts. Believable, terrifying, cold-blooded. The Coen Brothers have done it again. Of course this is based on the Cormac McCarthy book, which I have not read, but definitely want to after seeing this, takes place in Texas and involves a drug deal gone bad and $2 million going missing. James Brolin (James Brolin!?) has had a huge year with this and American Gangster (which will have to wait for another review session) and he’s very good in this movie. Tommy Lee Jones, who I’m typically a huge fan of, delivers in his role as an aging small town sheriff. I haven’t seen There Will Be Blood yet, but so far this is the best film I’ve seen all year…couldn’t recommend it more. Bardem’s performance is one of the best of the year, no question about it. “What’s this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?”
2. Eastern Promises: Another movie that disappointed somewhat. Noami Watts underachieved in this role and never showed what she is capable of (read: 21 Grams). However, Viggo carried this movie on his deranged fake Russian back. He was incredible and deserves every bit of acclaim for this role. It’s another David Cronenburg (most recent: History of Violence) so it moves a little slow and the story isn’t terribly well developed. However, this movie is seeing simply for Viggo’s performance…so apparently he spent a few months in Russia, without knowing the language, just driving around talking to people and getting a feel for the culture. I must say, it paid off. He plays a stone cold Russian Mafia “driver” (amongst other things) and just nails it.
3. Juno: I liked it but didn’t love it nearly as much as everyone else seems to. So I’ve heard it’s good from my 14 year old sister and 30 year old hipster friends…which, of course, make me wary right there. However, the performances are good—Ellen Page especially and there are some very funny moments. Jason Bateman has some quality scenes there as does Allison Janney, who plays Page’s stepmom…in sort of a role that normally would go to Joan Cusack if she didn’t suck so bad and could act. Ba Zing! Anyway, I’d recommend seeing it on dvd or hbo when it hits one of them…clearly it’s this year’s “Little Miss Sunshine” but not as funny or endearing. I recommend it (to everyone but AWM, who will surely dismiss it as gay, even though the story revolves around an underage girl get pregnant) but don’t go in expecting a classic. I was surprised to see it get a Best Picture nomination this morning, that’s for sure.
4. Finally…the best film I’ve seen this year: No Country for Old Men
Javier Bardem: Wow. Just wow. An incredible performance on all fronts. Believable, terrifying, cold-blooded. The Coen Brothers have done it again. Of course this is based on the Cormac McCarthy book, which I have not read, but definitely want to after seeing this, takes place in Texas and involves a drug deal gone bad and $2 million going missing. James Brolin (James Brolin!?) has had a huge year with this and American Gangster (which will have to wait for another review session) and he’s very good in this movie. Tommy Lee Jones, who I’m typically a huge fan of, delivers in his role as an aging small town sheriff. I haven’t seen There Will Be Blood yet, but so far this is the best film I’ve seen all year…couldn’t recommend it more. Bardem’s performance is one of the best of the year, no question about it. “What’s this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?”
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Left Coast Goals
1. Hello from Seattle... so since getting here this morning I've:
-Drank a latte
-Listened to Eddie Vedder
-Bought organic bananas
both while it was raining. It's official, I am in Seattle.
2. What I'm drinking:
-Full Sail Brewing's LTD Series
&
Red Hook's Winterhook
3. BB's BOY Ron Paul actually hates half of BB and all of AWM...or at least in 1992 he did. Still voting for him?
4. So where I'm staying is literally 200 yards from Microsoft's World Headquarters. So if anyone is currently having Windows or XBOX issues, please let me know and I'll be glad to shake my fist at it first thing tomorrow. Or, if you prefer, I will throw eggs. Please send a money order to bail me out of jail. Thank you.
-Drank a latte
-Listened to Eddie Vedder
-Bought organic bananas
both while it was raining. It's official, I am in Seattle.
2. What I'm drinking:
-Full Sail Brewing's LTD Series
&
Red Hook's Winterhook
3. BB's BOY Ron Paul actually hates half of BB and all of AWM...or at least in 1992 he did. Still voting for him?
4. So where I'm staying is literally 200 yards from Microsoft's World Headquarters. So if anyone is currently having Windows or XBOX issues, please let me know and I'll be glad to shake my fist at it first thing tomorrow. Or, if you prefer, I will throw eggs. Please send a money order to bail me out of jail. Thank you.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Links for the Week
1) Some of you probably saw this link (from USA Today) on the Sports Guy's site, but I'll link it again. Make no mistake about it...this is the greatest team no one knows about (likely because they play hockey...and they do so in Quebec...two factors that don't exactly equate to a ton of exposure here stateside). But the Patriots got nothing on this squad. I remember having an argument with my other hockey loving friend from Detroit (not named Skurny) who tried to tell me that the 96 Red Wings were the greatest team of all time (regular season, at least). Because, as he said, they lost only 13 games all year! I told him that was indeed impressive, as the Habs actually lost 19 games. Well then, clearly the Wings were better, right? But I had to point out, those 19 losses were actually over two seasons...
2) Two new Bond girls were just named. And...umm...well, they're both hot. Olga Kurylenko is a Ukranian that was best known for some bondage film she did, and Gemma Arterton...well she's hot.
3) ProFootballTalk.com hits the nail on the freakin' head. If this happened to a big market team, we wouldn't hear the end of it. But the Browns were the ones that suffered by the nefarious ending of the Colts/Titans game a couple weeks ago. Look, I'm not saying the Browns deserve the playoff spot over the Titans (they probably don't...though its not as if that compelling of a case can be made for the Titans). But for chrissake, at least the Colts could've played a 60 minute game. Why is the media giving Tony Dungy a free pass on this one? Same reason he gets a free pass for hating gay people?
4) I'll be here in two weeks. That'd be my parents' bed & breakfast in Columbo. I helped design the website...though the excessive use of pink was not my idea. The whole house is solar powered, so its obviously very eco friendly. Sadly, when I head to Europe a week later, I can't use that fact to get me laid, since Europeans A) don't care about being "green" and B) hate Americans.
And finally this evening, I'd like to share my thoughts on the Ohio State loss, and the college football season in general (since I know everyone was waiting for it!). I've probably had more fun watching this season than any other in recent memory. Maybe its because I knew how much Hokie football means to the Southwest VA community. But I think its because I found a bar in Chicago (Kincaids in LP) that is the unofficial "Hokie Football Bar". Watching the games among dozens of fans wearing orange and maroon is a hell of a lot more exciting than listening to the telecast on my laptop in my bedroom alone (though to be fair, I can't masturbate at Kincaids...not legally, at least). So in a season with so many twists and turns, upsets, etc, why did it have to end in a disappointment? No, I'm not talking about Ohio State losing- that was maybe the greatest part of the '07 season, and one of the top 50 moments of my life. I'm referring instead to the bowl season in general.
Seriously...and be honest...how many bowl games did each of you watch? One? Two? I watched half of the Orange Bowl and the last 3 minutes of the championship game. The former was up against the ratings juggernaut that is the Chicago Blackhawks on Comcast, and the latter? I just didn't care. A few people were even giving me crap about Tech losing to Kansas in the Orange Bowl. "Oh well", I thought. They still won the ACC. Besides...the win meant more to KU anyway, and their fans deserved it (legitimately good fans...Kincaids is also a KU basketball bar, so I got to know them well). But how compelling can a bowl game be when me, one of the more passionate sports fans around, could care less about the outcome? Is this not the most compelling reason to institute a playoff? Even the damn national title game felt like an exhibition, since no matter the outcome, everyone would either A. gripe that LSU was even playing in the game, with two losses. or B. that Ohio State surfed through a cupcake schedule (plus their fans are the most insufferable people alive, and don't deserve to celebrate anything).
I realize that the BCS system was merely a compromise, and was far better than the previous system. But I've yet to hear a good reason to keep it in place. I don't even know what the official reason is. Anyone??
2) Two new Bond girls were just named. And...umm...well, they're both hot. Olga Kurylenko is a Ukranian that was best known for some bondage film she did, and Gemma Arterton...well she's hot.
3) ProFootballTalk.com hits the nail on the freakin' head. If this happened to a big market team, we wouldn't hear the end of it. But the Browns were the ones that suffered by the nefarious ending of the Colts/Titans game a couple weeks ago. Look, I'm not saying the Browns deserve the playoff spot over the Titans (they probably don't...though its not as if that compelling of a case can be made for the Titans). But for chrissake, at least the Colts could've played a 60 minute game. Why is the media giving Tony Dungy a free pass on this one? Same reason he gets a free pass for hating gay people?
4) I'll be here in two weeks. That'd be my parents' bed & breakfast in Columbo. I helped design the website...though the excessive use of pink was not my idea. The whole house is solar powered, so its obviously very eco friendly. Sadly, when I head to Europe a week later, I can't use that fact to get me laid, since Europeans A) don't care about being "green" and B) hate Americans.
And finally this evening, I'd like to share my thoughts on the Ohio State loss, and the college football season in general (since I know everyone was waiting for it!). I've probably had more fun watching this season than any other in recent memory. Maybe its because I knew how much Hokie football means to the Southwest VA community. But I think its because I found a bar in Chicago (Kincaids in LP) that is the unofficial "Hokie Football Bar". Watching the games among dozens of fans wearing orange and maroon is a hell of a lot more exciting than listening to the telecast on my laptop in my bedroom alone (though to be fair, I can't masturbate at Kincaids...not legally, at least). So in a season with so many twists and turns, upsets, etc, why did it have to end in a disappointment? No, I'm not talking about Ohio State losing- that was maybe the greatest part of the '07 season, and one of the top 50 moments of my life. I'm referring instead to the bowl season in general.
Seriously...and be honest...how many bowl games did each of you watch? One? Two? I watched half of the Orange Bowl and the last 3 minutes of the championship game. The former was up against the ratings juggernaut that is the Chicago Blackhawks on Comcast, and the latter? I just didn't care. A few people were even giving me crap about Tech losing to Kansas in the Orange Bowl. "Oh well", I thought. They still won the ACC. Besides...the win meant more to KU anyway, and their fans deserved it (legitimately good fans...Kincaids is also a KU basketball bar, so I got to know them well). But how compelling can a bowl game be when me, one of the more passionate sports fans around, could care less about the outcome? Is this not the most compelling reason to institute a playoff? Even the damn national title game felt like an exhibition, since no matter the outcome, everyone would either A. gripe that LSU was even playing in the game, with two losses. or B. that Ohio State surfed through a cupcake schedule (plus their fans are the most insufferable people alive, and don't deserve to celebrate anything).
I realize that the BCS system was merely a compromise, and was far better than the previous system. But I've yet to hear a good reason to keep it in place. I don't even know what the official reason is. Anyone??
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Jim Sorgi Fan Club
1) I'd just like to go ahead and thank the Indianapolis Colts for barely trying tonight. Midway through the first quarter, and their prevent defense is showing no signs of stopping Vince Young and his negative QB rating. Oh, and Reggie Wayne just fumbled. It also doesn't help that Al Michaels keeps twisting the knife in the side of Browns fans everywhere. There's only so many "that groan you just heard is coming from the shores of Lake Erie" jokes I can take before I put my fist through the TV.
2) In spite of everything, I'm not so quick to become spoiled. The day I complain about a 10-6 season is the day I need to walk away from fandom forever. It was an unforgettable season that reignited my interest in the NFL...if only for one season. The Derek Anderson jersey I got for Christmas will be a permanent keepsake from this year (since this is probably the only year he'll start for Cleveland).
3) It just dawned upon me that the Colts may very well go to their #3 quarterback...none other than the immortal Josh Betts. Yes, the same Josh Betts that backed up Ben Roethlisberger at Miami. The same Josh Betts that was routinely kicked out of the bar I worked at. I'm haunted by the prospect of Josh Betts controlling the Browns destiny...this could have kept me up every night this week.
4) Anyone else excited for Celebrity Apprentice? No...? Anyone? Well I'm mildly intrigued...since I was one of four people to watch every episode last season (when some woman who was barely featured in any of the episodes, and whom the audience knew almost nothing about ended up winning).
5) Vince Young just limped off the field...you can hear the collective groan in Nashville.
2) In spite of everything, I'm not so quick to become spoiled. The day I complain about a 10-6 season is the day I need to walk away from fandom forever. It was an unforgettable season that reignited my interest in the NFL...if only for one season. The Derek Anderson jersey I got for Christmas will be a permanent keepsake from this year (since this is probably the only year he'll start for Cleveland).
3) It just dawned upon me that the Colts may very well go to their #3 quarterback...none other than the immortal Josh Betts. Yes, the same Josh Betts that backed up Ben Roethlisberger at Miami. The same Josh Betts that was routinely kicked out of the bar I worked at. I'm haunted by the prospect of Josh Betts controlling the Browns destiny...this could have kept me up every night this week.
4) Anyone else excited for Celebrity Apprentice? No...? Anyone? Well I'm mildly intrigued...since I was one of four people to watch every episode last season (when some woman who was barely featured in any of the episodes, and whom the audience knew almost nothing about ended up winning).
5) Vince Young just limped off the field...you can hear the collective groan in Nashville.
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Saturday Goals
Since I'm stuck at the office on a Saturday I thought I'd post some goals....
1. Grand Rapids' own Mayweather/Hatton tonight: Should be a classic. I'll be watching the fight with my friend "The artist formerly known as Law School Tim" down in Baltimore. I like MY BOY Floyd in 9th Round KO. Yes, I am a homer. But I've picked him for every fight, and he hasn't lost yet!
2. Quick college basketball prediction: Duke beats Michigan by at least 40 today in Cameron. The true freshman backcourt (Manny Harris and Kelvin Grady) is going to get eaten alive today.
3. So I think my next Project is going to be allllll the way out in Seattle. Looks to be a mid-January arrival and I can't wait!
4. After the finale reunion special capsule: "Phil's real estate business begins to take off as he finds out his first property is located at 3500 Halsted. Phil arrives, vomits and vows never to return to Chicago; Vicki wonders what a 'reach around' is."
1. Grand Rapids' own Mayweather/Hatton tonight: Should be a classic. I'll be watching the fight with my friend "The artist formerly known as Law School Tim" down in Baltimore. I like MY BOY Floyd in 9th Round KO. Yes, I am a homer. But I've picked him for every fight, and he hasn't lost yet!
2. Quick college basketball prediction: Duke beats Michigan by at least 40 today in Cameron. The true freshman backcourt (Manny Harris and Kelvin Grady) is going to get eaten alive today.
3. So I think my next Project is going to be allllll the way out in Seattle. Looks to be a mid-January arrival and I can't wait!
4. After the finale reunion special capsule: "Phil's real estate business begins to take off as he finds out his first property is located at 3500 Halsted. Phil arrives, vomits and vows never to return to Chicago; Vicki wonders what a 'reach around' is."
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Meltdown!
In lieu of recent events (both the writers strike, and AWM's unemployment and subsequent "startup company"). Skurny and I came to the conclusion that a new influx of reality shows would eliminate the need to hire writing talent currently striking. And think about it, what would be a better reality show than one about AWM starting up his own Real Estate Company? After thinking about it, we decided the show would be titled either "Meltdown" (in keeping with the Bravo reality-theme, e.g. "Blowout" and "Flipping Out"), or "Career Suicide" (if it were to be broadcast on F/X).
But have you ever read the episode descriptions for some of these shows on DirecTV? They are hilarious. And AWM's reality show would be no different. Consider the possibilities...
Episode 1: "AWM disputes a finance charge on his Chase Visa; Vicki discovers that no, cats cannot talk"
Episode 2: "AWM discovers he went to high school with the Starbucks barista, gets a free upgrade to a venti"
Episode 3: "AWM throws his XBox controller in frustration; Vicki auditions for featured extra role in Weekend At Bernies 4"
Episode 4: "AWM discovers he is gaining weight in his chin; throws XBox controller in frustration"
Episode 5: "AWM orders italian beef/sausage combo, bristles at idea of being called fat; lashes out angrily"
Episode 6: "AWM wants to know if you're going to eat the rest of that"
Episode 7: "AWM tanks job interview, blames former roommate"
Episode 8: "In twist of sheer irony, AWM begs former coworker for ride; Vicki can't find where the D is located on keyboard"
But have you ever read the episode descriptions for some of these shows on DirecTV? They are hilarious. And AWM's reality show would be no different. Consider the possibilities...
Episode 1: "AWM disputes a finance charge on his Chase Visa; Vicki discovers that no, cats cannot talk"
Episode 2: "AWM discovers he went to high school with the Starbucks barista, gets a free upgrade to a venti"
Episode 3: "AWM throws his XBox controller in frustration; Vicki auditions for featured extra role in Weekend At Bernies 4"
Episode 4: "AWM discovers he is gaining weight in his chin; throws XBox controller in frustration"
Episode 5: "AWM orders italian beef/sausage combo, bristles at idea of being called fat; lashes out angrily"
Episode 6: "AWM wants to know if you're going to eat the rest of that"
Episode 7: "AWM tanks job interview, blames former roommate"
Episode 8: "In twist of sheer irony, AWM begs former coworker for ride; Vicki can't find where the D is located on keyboard"
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