My new favorite Blog

http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/

Following this Guys Decline is My Hobby

Best Episodes of Cribs EVER!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-williamstasered&prov=ap&type=lgns

And oh the irony since.

Bo Knows Banking!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/bo.jackson.bank.2.990184.html

also known as:

Bo knows investments
Bo knows bail outs
Bo knows mortgage lending
Bo knows checking
Bo knows savings
Bo knows money markets
Bo knows small business loans
Bo knows retirement
Bo knows re-fi
Bo knows the Fed

80k to vacation

No f'n way. F'n seriously? F'n christ!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/13/nyregion/13bigcity.html?no_interstitial

Let's see:

Month 1) Sleep, order take out, drink beer delivered by pea pod. Watch lots of Kung Fu movies.
Month 2) Everything above plus shower, shave and leave my place on occasion
Month 3) Napa, New Orleans, New York, Philly, D.C., The Grand Canyon, Portland & Seattle
Month 4) Anything I didn't finish in Month 3, plus everything from Month 2.
Month 5) Call people at work to see if they remember me. Laugh at them. Go on interviews, laugh at all offers made.
Month 6-8) Lisbon, Seville, Madrid, Paris, Marseille, Nice, Monaco, Rome, Tuscany, Marche, Sicily, Crete, Peloponesia, Athens, Istanbul, Beirut, Tel Aviv, Cairo, Morocco, London, Home.
Month 9-10) Tokyo, Seoul, Naha, Taipei, Hong Kong, Manila, Vietnam, Cambodia, Kuala Lampur, Sumatra, Home.
Month 11) Go through all of my sh!t that I gathered from the last 5 months.
Month 12) See if work needs me back or if I can take off another 12 months for 60k.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

or, a fun friday night for AWM's family...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30091125/?GT1=43001

Ahhh, memories

http://www.hotflashgames.com/darktower.htm

Pretty sweet.

Seriously Folks

Tell me you didn't think of AWM when you read this headline.

Eyeborg

Right up J.O.B.'s alley.

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090305/tc_nm/us_eyeborg

Ever

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9287578/Mates-recall-dead-minor-leaguer-traded-for-bats?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002

Best story I've read so far this year.

I knew it!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/child.pornography.law.2.922092.html

Well thank God AWM is moving out of state.

The Goals Group Blog Kindly Roasts Angry White Man

Brown Buddy feel free to add your own.

1) Angry White Man is so angry he makes a Ku Klux Klan gathering look like a gay pride parade.

2) In fact have I told you how gay this guy is? This guy is so fuckin' gay he's got Richard Simmons telling him to tone it back a little. Talk about gay, I've never met anyone as gay as him. When he was six years old instead of a clown for his birthday he got a chippendale. I mean this guy is so gay he sweats glitter.

3) And fat, Jesus Christ is this guy ever fat. Angry White Man has put on more weight than Meat Loaf concert. He's got so much undigested meat in his bowels when he farts it sounds like "moooooooo". My God man eat a vegetable for christ sakes. This guy's idea of a three course meal is a gyro, sausage, and burger combo at the Plush Pup. You homely lookin' fat freak. I honestly think your idea of a diet is killing vegans and eating them so you can get more fiber in your diet.

4) And why is he so stupid? Angry White Man likes beaches so much he went to Saudi Arabia for a vacation. When he got there he couldn't understand why all the mexicans had white rags over their heads and nobody spoke english. He then found a travel agent and told them when he meant that he wanted to travel to the middle east, he was talking about Peoria Illinois.

5) And I would like to close on just how truly annoying he is. This guy is so annoying I'd rather be trapped in an elevator for a day with Gilbert Godfried and Hanna Montana arguing over a pack of skittles.

Angry White Man we only roast the ones we love, and from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself you dirty dumb bastard.

Thank you and good night!

goals

1) Bring sexy back (he's pointing at you AWM)
2) Most fucking ridiculous article I've read in awhile. besides this one.
3) Did you guys see this quote from moose? Unbelievable. Second only to TO's "garcia is a 'mo" comment.
4) AWM BROWN BUDDY SKURNY J.O.B.

Goals

1) Apparently the whole "its unconstitutional to pay taxes" didn't work. What a loser.
2) JOB insert joke here.
3) So thank you O, JOB, BB, and Skurny for coming over for the Goals Group BBQ. It was so nice to catch up, and I'm so glad we didn't invite AWM.
4) So this weekend I'm headed to Kalamazoo. My weekend will consist of the all american breakfast, homebrews with my best friend and homebrewing buddy, and running a half marathon.

Goals

1) Try and hang with the Andy man sometime this week.
2) One more reason AWM won't come into the city.
3) Anyone seen J.O.B.?
4) Remember that time me, Brown Buddy, and Angry White Man hung out?

Every South Park Episode Ever

1) Luckiest 14 year old ever, and all she got was probation.
2) Cubs are 4-3 and Alan is still on the bench! Typically I don't consider myself a cubs or a sox fan but until Alan's contract expires its cubbie blue all the way.
3) Quite possibly the most dangerous pound for pound fighter in the world today. I saw this fight and was blown away by this guys tenacity and ability to get things done.
4) Every South Park Episode Ever. One more reason not to work.

Love it

I posted this once, but its that time of year again.

Believe it or not this is one of two decent instructional videos I've come across on how to brew your own brew. And that fact that its done by a major brewery is pretty cool.

Happy Easter

Walken in '08 video, but has some of the funniest and classic stuff of him on snl. My favorite was the prankster clip.

SNL Response

Wow, never has such a good idea gone wasted. Oh well.

Honorable mentions are toonces the driving cat, buckwheat, i hate it when that happens, hanz n' franz, coffee talk, cowbell, jane your an ignorant slut, middle age man, bass-0-matic, and the chronic(les) of narnia. Oh and this one

1) Of all the jeapordy skits to choose from this one is my favorite.



2) Who can forget this one. Classic Baldwin.



3) The Continental. I could only find a partial of this. Classic walken before the cowbell ever existed. Phil Hartman did the voice over and they used it after his death.

4) The greatest musical performance ever in the history of SNL?

The SNL Challenge

This was a long time coming, and I wonder how it did not come up before.

Simply put, post links to watch the 4 best snl clips ever.

Rules:

1) It has to be from SNL and not a performance by a cast member on another show (so no Joe Piscapo specials, or clips from Zoolander etc.)
2) Skits, opening monologues, musical performances, cartoons, news casts, are all elligible. Essentially if it was aired during the show its fair game.
3) Time wise I'll give you guys a week or two, or until everyone posts and then I'll post my own.
4) Is there a way to let SNL know we are doing this? I'll leave that to our unofficial liasion and spokesperson, J.O.B., or whomever else wants to take up the torch.
5) Have fun...and I can't wait to see what you folks post...

Goals

1) Are 3 out of 5 goals group members unemployed? Hilarious.

2) Spent the weekend in Gary. I recommend Zel's Chili Cheese Beef. AWM might need two. Three if BB is paying.

3) I concur with BB assesment of Amsterdam. But interestingly juxtapositioned against some truly wonderful cultural aspects as well. For instance the Ann Frank's house can be found along the river near the red light district, and the royal museum has one of the greatest collection of works outside of Paris.

4) Can it be baseball season already? Bulls and Hawks blow.