Yo Yo Yo!! Bitches!!!1

Got some big news coming up soon but I can't tell you what. No, I didn't get any chick pregnant. That can't happen when you bone dudes.

Eff Colin Cowherd -- by J.O.B.

I could go into my own personal detail, but long story short - he (like some radio guys are wont to do) used material previously posted on a sports blog without citing it - basically acted like he made up the bit himself. On top of all that, he made a move that shut down the very awesome sports blog "The Big Lead" and it's still down.

I'd go into more detail, but our friends and neighbors at With Leather, Kissing Suzy Kolber, Deadspin, Every Day Should Be Saturday, and the M Zone, cover it better than I will.