At least the last game was close!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Just out of curiosity...
If the Indians were up 3-1 in last year's ALCS and lost 4-3 to the eventual champs, and JOB considered that a "choke job"...what would he call having the league's best record and getting freaking swept in the first round?
At least the last game was close!
At least the last game was close!
Friday, October 3, 2008
3 gays and a whore
So I heard there was a presidential debate the other day. Who's running? Bush vs. Who?
rofl
Fuck it, it's not like anyone comes to this site anymore. I hate you all.
rofl
Fuck it, it's not like anyone comes to this site anymore. I hate you all.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Poopsky
Why does it say Mark and not Brown Buddy in the Author's section?
Did you miraculously wake up Caucasian?
Did you miraculously wake up Caucasian?
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
UFC?
A little Rampage update. And I still can't get an answer on what happened in this. Did he go crazy? It's like he up and wigged and after a few days everyone just accepted it.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/12/rampage-jackson-the-carnage-he-left-behind
Btw, is anyone going to the UFC here at the Rosemont in November? I was going to go but everyone backed out because the tickets are insanely expensive. The nosebleed seats are $80!!
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/12/rampage-jackson-the-carnage-he-left-behind
Btw, is anyone going to the UFC here at the Rosemont in November? I was going to go but everyone backed out because the tickets are insanely expensive. The nosebleed seats are $80!!
Friday, August 29, 2008
The Goals Group Blog Kindly Roasts Angry White Man
Brown Buddy feel free to add your own.
1) Angry White Man is so angry he makes a Ku Klux Klan gathering look like a gay pride parade.
2) In fact have I told you how gay this guy is? This guy is so fuckin' gay he's got Richard Simmons telling him to tone it back a little. Talk about gay, I've never met anyone as gay as him. When he was six years old instead of a clown for his birthday he got a chippendale. I mean this guy is so gay he sweats glitter.
3) And fat, Jesus Christ is this guy ever fat. Angry White Man has put on more weight than Meat Loaf concert. He's got so much undigested meat in his bowels when he farts it sounds like "moooooooo". My God man eat a vegetable for christ sakes. This guy's idea of a three course meal is a gyro, sausage, and burger combo at the Plush Pup. You homely lookin' fat freak. I honestly think your idea of a diet is killing vegans and eating them so you can get more fiber in your diet.
4) And why is he so stupid? Angry White Man likes beaches so much he went to Saudi Arabia for a vacation. When he got there he couldn't understand why all the mexicans had white rags over their heads and nobody spoke english. He then found a travel agent and told them when he meant that he wanted to travel to the middle east, he was talking about Peoria Illinois.
5) And I would like to close on just how truly annoying he is. This guy is so annoying I'd rather be trapped in an elevator for a day with Gilbert Godfried and Hanna Montana arguing over a pack of skittles.
Angry White Man we only roast the ones we love, and from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself you dirty dumb bastard.
Thank you and good night!
1) Angry White Man is so angry he makes a Ku Klux Klan gathering look like a gay pride parade.
2) In fact have I told you how gay this guy is? This guy is so fuckin' gay he's got Richard Simmons telling him to tone it back a little. Talk about gay, I've never met anyone as gay as him. When he was six years old instead of a clown for his birthday he got a chippendale. I mean this guy is so gay he sweats glitter.
3) And fat, Jesus Christ is this guy ever fat. Angry White Man has put on more weight than Meat Loaf concert. He's got so much undigested meat in his bowels when he farts it sounds like "moooooooo". My God man eat a vegetable for christ sakes. This guy's idea of a three course meal is a gyro, sausage, and burger combo at the Plush Pup. You homely lookin' fat freak. I honestly think your idea of a diet is killing vegans and eating them so you can get more fiber in your diet.
4) And why is he so stupid? Angry White Man likes beaches so much he went to Saudi Arabia for a vacation. When he got there he couldn't understand why all the mexicans had white rags over their heads and nobody spoke english. He then found a travel agent and told them when he meant that he wanted to travel to the middle east, he was talking about Peoria Illinois.
5) And I would like to close on just how truly annoying he is. This guy is so annoying I'd rather be trapped in an elevator for a day with Gilbert Godfried and Hanna Montana arguing over a pack of skittles.
Angry White Man we only roast the ones we love, and from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself you dirty dumb bastard.
Thank you and good night!
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Top 4 Best Lines from the Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast
1. (Jeff Garlin): "I showed up on the set of Full House, and he introduced me to Mary Kate and Ashley, I asked him, 'how do I tell them apart?' He said, 'Ashley swallows'"
2. (Jim Norton): "Sarah Silverman's fucked so many comedians, she has a little light over her bed to let them know they have two minutes left"
3. (Bob Saget): "Jon Lovitz...your act is like masturbation. You're the only one that enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public."
4. (Gilbert Gottfried): "Cloris Leachman is so old, her tits are labeled 'whites only' and 'colored'"
2. (Jim Norton): "Sarah Silverman's fucked so many comedians, she has a little light over her bed to let them know they have two minutes left"
3. (Bob Saget): "Jon Lovitz...your act is like masturbation. You're the only one that enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public."
4. (Gilbert Gottfried): "Cloris Leachman is so old, her tits are labeled 'whites only' and 'colored'"
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
goals
1) Bring sexy back (he's pointing at you AWM)
2) Most fucking ridiculous article I've read in awhile. besides this one.
3) Did you guys see this quote from moose? Unbelievable. Second only to TO's "garcia is a 'mo" comment.
4) AWM BROWN BUDDY SKURNY J.O.B.
2) Most fucking ridiculous article I've read in awhile. besides this one.
3) Did you guys see this quote from moose? Unbelievable. Second only to TO's "garcia is a 'mo" comment.
4) AWM BROWN BUDDY SKURNY J.O.B.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Pineapple Express
Since there is still a little life left on these boards I'll make another post. Thanks BB.
Guys, please watch this movie. It's sad to say but I saw this twice within the first two days it was released. I'm telling you that it is phenomenal in many ways. The script is absolutely genius. The lines that come out of these guys are totally from left field leaving you speechless. It's about as unique of a movie as I can recall. It's not just stupid dick and fart jokes like Stepbrothers but something that actually took thought and a little wit.
James Franco completely stole the show with his portrayal of a pot head. A lot of people always talked about Brad Pitts rendition of a smoker in True Romance but that doesn't hold a hair on my balls to Franco's performance. (My scrotum is bald in case you wanted to know.)
It wasn't just Franco, Seth kicked ass as always and Danny Mcbride (smaller third role) added so much to the film in what little time he had on the screen.
I determine the greatness of a movie by the way I feel when I leave the theater and I left this movie feeling the same way I did when I was 4 and had just seen ET for the first time.
Worth the $10.
Guys, please watch this movie. It's sad to say but I saw this twice within the first two days it was released. I'm telling you that it is phenomenal in many ways. The script is absolutely genius. The lines that come out of these guys are totally from left field leaving you speechless. It's about as unique of a movie as I can recall. It's not just stupid dick and fart jokes like Stepbrothers but something that actually took thought and a little wit.
James Franco completely stole the show with his portrayal of a pot head. A lot of people always talked about Brad Pitts rendition of a smoker in True Romance but that doesn't hold a hair on my balls to Franco's performance. (My scrotum is bald in case you wanted to know.)
It wasn't just Franco, Seth kicked ass as always and Danny Mcbride (smaller third role) added so much to the film in what little time he had on the screen.
I determine the greatness of a movie by the way I feel when I leave the theater and I left this movie feeling the same way I did when I was 4 and had just seen ET for the first time.
Worth the $10.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Goals
1. Is anyone else sick of hearing about Brett Farve? Fuck, I love the guy (in a gay way) but jesus, let's all move on with our lives. Yes, he was an idiot for not making up his mind and thinking he is sooooo important that the whole world can be put on hold for his one decision. And yes, the Packers are idiots for not wanting one of the best QB's of all time to come back to their organization. Fuck 'em, they're all idiots. Regardless of the team, I just want to see Farve in those sexy tights again.
2. So I saw Ghost Rider last night for the first time. Yeah, it was wasn't mid-August summer release worthy but I don't see what all the bitching was about. Everyone told me it was really childish so I never gave it a chance but it really wasn't that bad. Of course, Eva Mendez's sexy ass made this better than average movie into a spectacular 90 minute event. God, she's fucking hot.
Here is the goddess herself in her new commercial. hmmm nippies.
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2008/08/01/eva-mendes-nude-calvin-klein-commercial-video/
3. On with the movies...
Step Brothers! STEP BROTHERS!@#$ FUCKING STEP BROTHERS!*%%#!@@
Best Ferral movie since Anchorman. the chemestry between him and Reily was genius. Loved it so much that I went back to see it the next night. And if it weren't for Pineapple Express opening tonight, I might have ended up watching this again sometime in the next week. That good. If you like dick and fart jokes; watch this!!
4. When this came to my table, I could do nothing but think of how proud BB would be. Or disgusted...not sure which one.
2. So I saw Ghost Rider last night for the first time. Yeah, it was wasn't mid-August summer release worthy but I don't see what all the bitching was about. Everyone told me it was really childish so I never gave it a chance but it really wasn't that bad. Of course, Eva Mendez's sexy ass made this better than average movie into a spectacular 90 minute event. God, she's fucking hot.
Here is the goddess herself in her new commercial. hmmm nippies.
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2008/08/01/eva-mendes-nude-calvin-klein-commercial-video/
3. On with the movies...
Step Brothers! STEP BROTHERS!@#$ FUCKING STEP BROTHERS!*%%#!@@
Best Ferral movie since Anchorman. the chemestry between him and Reily was genius. Loved it so much that I went back to see it the next night. And if it weren't for Pineapple Express opening tonight, I might have ended up watching this again sometime in the next week. That good. If you like dick and fart jokes; watch this!!
4. When this came to my table, I could do nothing but think of how proud BB would be. Or disgusted...not sure which one.
I call it "Breakfast Fit For A King"
Thursday, July 31, 2008
gay
I think the witnesses are right on. This dude could be a robot... from the future sent back in time to... you know the rest. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25949218/
Of course, everyone has seen Batman by now. Good flick. I'd give it a 9.5 but what gave me a lasting impression that night was the preview of Terminator 4. OMFG Big Boner! That shit looks off da chain (is that how it's said?).
Step Brothers was arguably the funniest movie I've ever seen. A lot of wiener jokes! I love it! According to my fucked up scale, I'd give it a 10.
Wanted was surprisingly good as well, there are a few things that threw my "gay happiness meter" off but looking back, I'd give it a 9 easy. Angelina looked sick hot of course which can do nothing but help.
I'm busy... Peace ho's
Of course, everyone has seen Batman by now. Good flick. I'd give it a 9.5 but what gave me a lasting impression that night was the preview of Terminator 4. OMFG Big Boner! That shit looks off da chain (is that how it's said?).
Step Brothers was arguably the funniest movie I've ever seen. A lot of wiener jokes! I love it! According to my fucked up scale, I'd give it a 10.
Wanted was surprisingly good as well, there are a few things that threw my "gay happiness meter" off but looking back, I'd give it a 9 easy. Angelina looked sick hot of course which can do nothing but help.
I'm busy... Peace ho's
Monday, July 21, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
DC Online
http://e3.g4tv.com/e32008/videos/26987/DC_Universe_Online.html
(skip 3/4 the way through)
This one if for JOB. I'd give'r a shot but you know I roll!
(skip 3/4 the way through)
This one if for JOB. I'd give'r a shot but you know I roll!
Postin like we aint missed a beat
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=9351 - He looks innocent to me.
This guy is my hero. No, really... I love Rampage. After this years Ultimate Fighter, I would have to say that he's my favorite fighter. Maybe a little dumb, but the dude has a great sense of humor. Oh yeah, and he can fight too.
I really hope he didn't go all nuts in the head and was just hopped up on some pcp. If you guys saw the fight (UFC 86), Griffin didn't beat his ass. Supposedly he's upset because of the outcome of that fight. Give them a rematch and he'd make quick work of the that white boy.
This guy is my hero. No, really... I love Rampage. After this years Ultimate Fighter, I would have to say that he's my favorite fighter. Maybe a little dumb, but the dude has a great sense of humor. Oh yeah, and he can fight too.
I really hope he didn't go all nuts in the head and was just hopped up on some pcp. If you guys saw the fight (UFC 86), Griffin didn't beat his ass. Supposedly he's upset because of the outcome of that fight. Give them a rematch and he'd make quick work of the that white boy.
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