1) If the Bears lose, I think the only chick in the office that's a Colts fan is going to quit. She's too small to physically defend herself. She brought in cupcakes with "electric blue" goalposts for our Friday pot luck. I've gouged giant holes in four of them so far ... and placed them on her desk.
2) I've never seen an office so ready to do nothing today. It's Chicago, it's the Friday before the Super Bowl, and did I mention it's the Friday before the Super Bowl that the Bears are playing in? Who can do actual work at a time like this?
3) How sick are you of hearing the phrase, "it's a numbers game?" Honestly, what game doesn't involve numbers? Even crossword puzzles have numbers. It's honestly the dumbest fricking statement I've ever heard. You know what's a numbers game? How many knuckles can I get to land on the next guys face that uses the phrase, "it's a numbers game?"
4) So two of our authors are currently unemployed. What are the odds that Brown Buddy gets a job before jnicho5? I say jnicho5 but considering his goals for the day include whacking the warhammer to Guitar Hero II, maybe not.
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What are the odds phil is unemployed before mark and I find jobs? Ha-ha-ha.
Are there any numbers in candyland?
aren't their dice or something? How do you know how many spaces to move?
there are cards that are colored. So if a blue card comes up you move to the nearest blue.
I guess you could count the number of spaces, but its certainly not in the rules.
My favorite was always the double purple.
I don't know why. I think I'm gay.
So 1 purple isn't as valuable as 2 purples. I smell numbers. And yeah, you're a little gay.
But it doesn't say two purples.
it looks like this
http://www.hasbro.com/candyland/
And that's how I know I'm gayer than phil and mark put together.
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